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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just found out that Kurt Cobain shot himself a month after Justin Bieber was bornClearly he was more intelligent than his drug use and choice of wife let on. But perhaps the most amazing thing about this knowledge is that Bieber is therefore 19. NINETEEN. Did anyone else assume he was 12? And a girl?
What's astonished you lately? Other than, obviously, my mother, and the shitness of /OT.
Alt: Quorn or tofu?
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That Kurt Cobain ever had a career, the fucking mong.Alt: Neither.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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Smells Like Teen Spirit is the shittest song ever writtenand its still better than your taste in film and literature.
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Peej, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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Well it's notIt might be shit but there's a whole wealth of stuff that's significantly worse. I would refer you to the horrors of Britpop
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That he had a career should not surprise you at allThe notion that the music-buying public are morons is not a new one.
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Alt: option c A BIG SLAB OF MEAT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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Bend the rules and vote option C(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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Not a lot astonishes me.I was mildly surprised by your connections to the world of LARPing.
Alt: quorn all the was, tofu is horrid.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Let me get this straight you were surprised that DF has connections with people who dress up like silly buggers?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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I was surprised that he was connected to this particular group, yes.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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Rhinestoned elf cloaks all round.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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It's Furturistic Roleplay HACKTUALLLYI can't stand the elfy bastards either.
I realise I'm splitting hair here and it won't gain me any respect but at least we have guns.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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He's a Michael Jackson waiting to happenI'm astonished by our development team kicking off when IT need to write some new stuff when they are constantly churning out shite
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Tofu as I've never had Quorn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Option C is way better(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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The price (second hand) of a car I saw driving around Uxbridge today.180 grand. For a BMW.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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What kind of BMW was it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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Many moons ago I used to knock off a young lady who worked at the BMW garageThey sold 1 Z8, ever
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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ZING(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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What on earth is that, when its at home?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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I have to say that reading your post about Bieber is the most I've read or thought about Bieber in my entire lifeSo in your own way, you've made my life slightly worse. Thanks Darth.
I was astonished at how good the biryani I made last night was, it was WELL GOOD. I expected it to be SHIT
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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I got tonnes for leftovers tonight, gonna be BOSSI think I pooed last night's out already, this morning I had a very solid shit
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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How are your supplies keepingand have you purchased from my chilli dealer again yet?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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Run out of golden death and the jalapeno and garlic onePut an order in for another jalapeno and garlic one, another jalapeno one, blair's original death and erm, summat else
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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I was astonished by the lunch allowance for MPs - £77/dayAlt: Quorn gives me the shits and Tofu has an off-putting texture so neither. I'll have meat. lovely, lovely meat.
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I'll take that as a vote for option C(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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Momo's eating a slice of apple and he did a big plop like 5 minutes ago(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
NO ONE CARES, FRANKHaha nah you're alright you are.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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he'll probably try and stick his tiny parrott cock up his own arse(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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Whilst Frank makes tea(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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he's just climbed up his ladder with a few sunflower seeds in his beak, now he's sat on his perch eating them and clucking to himselfoh, he's dropped them
I imagine he'll climb down for some more now
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now he's sat on his food bowl I think he's digging through the food he doesn't like, looking for tasty bits
he just picked up some more apricot then licked it then dropped it again
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he's picked up a huge piece of apricot and gone back on his perch to eat it(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)
he's actually got another bit of apricotand he's sat on his perch eating it
but get this, he just chews it up and spits it out, he never actually eats the apricot
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1930135
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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he's dropped the apricot nowI think he's going to get some more sunflower seeds
he's also rubbing his beak on a bit of cardboard tube to clean it
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I'm wondering who the bigger cunt isYou, for posting this dribble...or me, for fucking reading it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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he just slipped forward and stuck his little face right into his food bowl, that was funny(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Be that as it mayI'm standing by what I've said.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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Officer?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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I was working in a record shop when Kurt Cobain diedand there's no way you can prove otherwise
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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Haha you're rightIt was only a Saturday job anyway. I was at college at the time. I think. What year was it anyway?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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April 5th 1994but I was more concerned that Lee Brilleaux had died the day before
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Kroney uses them to clean his sink(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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Rightly so. Poor old Wilko's only go a couple of months left now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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pancreatic cancer's a bitchit's seen off Jon Lord, nearly Wilko too
and that Chris Rea cunt is the one who gets better from it
there's no fucking justice
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Brian May will live to be 250(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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His middle name is Anton"Diamond dream when the sun don't shine
I close my eyes to see
Twelve wild horses in silver chains
Calling out to me
Oh Daytona"
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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oh OH, it will be Phil Collinsgate all over again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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TYPING OUT THE LYRICSI LIKE TYPING OUT LYRICS
ON MESSAGEBOARDS
LIKE IT MEANS SOMETHING TO MEEEEE
LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT
THAT'S JUST WHAT I DOOOO
I TYPE OUT LYRICS
OF SONGS
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I'm going to see Knopfler in a month or soIMAGINE THAT
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THEOBAN THAT SOUNDS WELL SEXY
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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Naw I'm going with a mate and he's 4 years younger than me(
Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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this has really amused me for some reason(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:15,
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Piss off(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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I have to admit to singing the subject line there(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:08,
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....when I first met youI picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around
Turned you into someone new
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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The Phille kid beat me too it whilst I was typing :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:02,
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His lack of noshing has made him tense(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:02,
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Coiled like a spring no doubt(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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I'm frequently astonished by the length, thickness and quantity of hair that my nostrils can produce.Alt: YES! Also, soya.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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Soya mince is surprisingly palatableWhen cooked in sufficient chillies, obviously
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I made a fucking lush chilli the other weekSlow cooked for 8 hours
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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Needs Chips and Cheese(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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I've said it before.While Nottingham is technically in the Midlands, its heart is in the North.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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Damn rightBut tell that to anyone from outside of Notts and THEY JUST DON'T GET IT
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I saw them in Camber Sands once and also in Coventry once.Do you want to touch me?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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I'll be honest, I don't really remember much about the Camber Sands one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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I saw one of their records for sale once‘Wow, what really shit name for a band’, I thought, ‘they sound like a bunch of jangly indie bedwetters, I’ll bet they are’, I said to myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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Pity you didn't buy it.You could have sold it for a tidy profit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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That goes without saying.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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It really is a shite name for a bandand inevitably makes me think of "Pictures of Matchstick Men"
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Given your tastes, you can't really comment on shite band names.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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I'll give you thatAlthough most of the bands I like with shit names at least have the defence that English isn't their first language
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Man we all have so much in common!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Chilli Cheese fries is my Fav. comfort foodIt's not like I have it all the time :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Yeah you dob3ta.com/search/answers?q=Chilli+Cheese+fries+
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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Damn you search Damn you all to hell
*drops to knees on a beach, with just the head of the Statue of Liberty showing through the sand*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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I've never had chilli cheese friesIt's shit yeah?
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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Ohhhhhhhh Theo..Theo..TheobanI do a mean firebrand chilli for mine.
It really is nice. Did I lie about Defcon 3 wing sauce???
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:41,
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Can't do it myselfI only cook when I'm hungry. Delayed gratification can fuck off
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I cooked it for the father-in-law to freezecos I'm nice like that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:08,
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Obvious shit post is obvious(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:21,
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oi Darth!You know you paid nearly a fiver a pint in Shopkeepers? You big gay twat, that's the most expensive one they do, some American 'craft beer'. If you'd had Leeds Pale or sutin like that you'd have paid about 3 quid.
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Quality costs, stick with carling if you don't like that concept(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Don't mind it at all, it's reassuring franklyI don't mind paying over the odds for a really nice pint, but for the best part of a fiver, in fucking LEEDS, I expected it to make me taller or thinner or more handsome as I drank it, and although it did do that, it wore off as soon as I sobered up.
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I wouldn't expect to pay over a fiver for Leeds itself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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Exactly my pointWhen I handed over my cash I couldn't help but wonder how much it would have cost in London. Was tempted to ask if I got free refills.
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Jesus wept it's like a fiver, if that's a sticking point get yourself a litre of glens for twelve quid and stop up at home(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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I'm supposed to be going to not one but several 'pubs' on Saturday, in Southampton, on a 'stag do'Ive used up all my best excuses not to go already :((
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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Grandparents dead?Objections to one or more of the fellow attendees?
Travel costs/difficulties?
AIDS?
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Two options remain to you1) Family emergency which miraculously occurs the day you have to travel down
2) Just fucking go and enjoy yourself you great nancy
YES I SAID THAT. ME.
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I hear GOUT is a good excuse at the moment(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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How many of the other people going do you actually like?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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I'm assuming here that there are people in your life that you like.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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And suave.Don't forget suave.
And witty.
And urbane.
And personable.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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cool beff you got my back as always(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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Oh man she zinged you good there.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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Tight git = Scottish(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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I'd fucking love to spend 3.90 on a pint of anything.Even piss. I'd fucking smile whilst drinking my 3.90 pint of piss.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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Beer in my local is £3.70Having said that, most people would pay more than £5 a pint just to be NOT drinking in Weston.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:27,
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I spent the best part of 20 quid on two drinks last weekend.(
Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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No he sent Monty to the bar*Every penny helps*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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No, og.But central London and cocktails *shrug*
Fucking gave me gout, too.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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My version was better(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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The price of hotels in ManchesterI'd rather do the six hour round trip that pay the prices they're asking to stay in a fucking Ibis. In Manchester.
Alt: Mountsorrel or beancurd? I don't get it.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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Get on the premierinn/lodge websitesLast time I stayed in Manc it cost me about £40
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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Poor old Purple Doris(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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The childishness of people who claim to be adults.Alt: fuck off. I'm not a bendersexual.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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Quorn do ready meals as well, you know.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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I never understood the point of quorn meals.If you're a vegetarian, you don't get to eat meals that taste like meat. It's basically saying you like the taste of meat, which makes you a big fat hypocrite.
Or a bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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Unless you object to meat on ethical groundsin which case you're a cunt as well as a bender.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:30,
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What we're basically saying is that Tangles is a cunt and Darth is a bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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Quorn ready meals are for girls whose vegetarianism stems from a combination of being vaguely right on as a teenager and fussy eating.They live on that shit until they move in with a man who can cook.
Then they'll happily revert to eating meat and think they were quite kooky and bohemian when they were younger because they used to be a vegetarian man.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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Any girl who used to be a vegetarian manhas bigger problems than being a bit kooky.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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Nicely putI was struggling for a way to phrase that. Not enough coffee.
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I deliberately missed out the commaIt was an affectation.
But you knew that, right?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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Er, no it doesn'tIt would make you a hypocrite if you gave up eating meat because you didn't like the taste. If you like the taste of meat but gave it up for moral or ethical reasons, it's perfectly logical.
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It's having your cute little lamb and eating it tooIf you're doing it on grounds of conscience, don't mollify your body's cravings by tricking it into thinking it's still a man's body.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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I like you too much to reply to thisApart from in this perfunctory format.
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Don't mind me.I'm just pissy cause I'm still dying of throataids.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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I'm supposed to be going out tomorrow : (First day out in fucking AGES and I'm half dead.
It's not fair.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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Was it that denty-brained emvee?I bet it was that denty-brained emvee, he's so stoopid that he doesn't think I'm LOVELY.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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What?How can anyone think that you are anything other than LOVELY, the LOVELY stuj?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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I dunno the LOVELY Tangles.Maybe he just wants some attention and thinks that being WRONG is the quickest way of going about getting some.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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I would start a thread asking people just how LOVELY you are...but we all know that you are, Apart from that Lego brick muff stuffing, balloon hatted retard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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:DTa The LOVELY Harters
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:36,
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