I'm bored twoey.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Oh god, me too
Suicide pact?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I think so.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

The old lady across the road was taken away in an ambulance a minute ago
Hope she's alright. Her and her husband are really nice. :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

one of the guys fixing my cellar has fallen down the cellar hatch.
He might have broken his thumb.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Uh oh
His fault?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

If it was he should have just bolted the cellar shut and denied that he'd ever been there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Ah, I'd never thought of that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)

You stick to our suicide plans, I'll cover the disposal of bodies.
Everyone plays to their strengths, all bases are covered.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Gotcha
Phew, this is exhausting. I'm glad I've got you x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)

If you two are jumping, then I'm jumping too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I'm going to jump with a gas oven on my head
Just to be sure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Tie cheesewire around your neck and superglue your hands to your ears
then bungee off a bridge.

The cheesewire cuts your head off but you end up holding it in your hands because of the glue.

Make some policeman's day!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I'm not sure I should complicate this further
But I'll certainly take a note of this, thanks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)