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right, let's get this settled once and for allWhales: fish or mammals?
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Are you porpoisefully misunderstanding?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:22,
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You'd waste a wish on that?I'm slightly flattered, Frank.
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:20,
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just Fuck the Fuck off you whale fucking prick. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:25,
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I'm bored twoey. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:52,
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I think so. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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The old lady across the road was taken away in an ambulance a minute agoHope she's alright. Her and her husband are really nice. :(
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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one of the guys fixing my cellar has fallen down the cellar hatch. He might have broken his thumb.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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If it was he should have just bolted the cellar shut and denied that he'd ever been there.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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You stick to our suicide plans, I'll cover the disposal of bodies.Everyone plays to their strengths, all bases are covered.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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GotchaPhew, this is exhausting. I'm glad I've got you x
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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If you two are jumping, then I'm jumping too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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I'm going to jump with a gas oven on my headJust to be sure
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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Tie cheesewire around your neck and superglue your hands to your earsthen bungee off a bridge.
The cheesewire cuts your head off but you end up holding it in your hands because of the glue.
Make some policeman's day!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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I'm not sure I should complicate this furtherBut I'll certainly take a note of this, thanks.
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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Captain Cavey FROM WHAT I HEAR !!!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:27,
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I think there are two Russian prossies opposite me on the tube(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:28,
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They must be in a hurry then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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was one inside the other?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:01,
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like matroshka dolls(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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which are russian(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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I'M GOING HOM E(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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Bruises on their knees?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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Moths*folds arms and looks smug*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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Hard to imagine one on a moped.No, wait, I think I just managed it. Ooh!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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I'm sure it was one on a scooter, papping the hooter(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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They taste like fish(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:30,
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I am bathed, dressed and in the hotel lounge about to have a club sandwich with chips & a large glass of Sprite.I may even do some work after this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:33,
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Hit it hard last night.Dinner & lots of chianti with the ad agency, followed by about 7 pints of strong polish beer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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Nah. Just drank a bath full of booze.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:43,
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needs MOAR Chicken(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:44,
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What do you think a club sandwich contains?You prat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:46,
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Obviously these(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:55,
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tee hee(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:58,
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Show your workingNot that I necessarily disagree, will be cutting out fish soon too
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EasyOne fish, one life, feeds one person. One Cow, one life, feeds 50 people. One prawn cocktail, 50 lives feeds one person. Fish eaters are the worst murderers.
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Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:44,
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50 people?You are eating portions of cow that are WAY too small.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:56,
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I think he's thinking of that other popular form of steakElephant, that's it
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It was a random guess based on me thinking a cow has the meat of at least 50 fishSorry
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Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:01,
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50 people seems a reasonable estimatehighpointfarmsfarmhappenings.wordpress.com/2012/06/15/how-many-steaks-in-a-cow-chops-in-pig-4/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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I say againyou are eating portions of cow that are too small.
The point of this was not to suggest you can't get 50 peoples worth of food off a cow. Of course you can. It was to say that people should eat MOAR cow and ALL OF the cow because it is LOVELY and now you've ruined it with your FACTS.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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You would definitely consider my portions of cow to be too small.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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You just need to pay attentionto the battery farming of your tofudebeests, tangles.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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haha, it's actually an interesting point, fair does.from a resources point it's quite complicated, I would think.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:04,
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Fish stocks around the world are generally plummeting.There's no chance that cows will go extinct. Cod and Salmon...
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... won't go extinct either.What with Salmon being farmed, and Cod perfectly farmable if the economics of it change.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:55,
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yeah, those majestic herds of Fresiansroaming free on the African savannah.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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If you're wanking hard, a manatee looks like a mermaid(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:13,
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Haven't touched cod in over a decade for exactly that reasonnor do I eat tuna, salmon or king prawns, because of how the latter are farmed.
Nonetheless that's not my reasoning. I'm perfectly happy to eat samphire out of season if I can get it.
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You don't eat tuna because of how king prawns are farmed?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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No, I don't eat king prawns because of how king prawns are farmedYou fucking retard.
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erm, what's wrong with how king prawns are farmed?are you seriously concerned about cruelty to crustaceans?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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No, it's about the flooding of the farmland around the areas they're fished fromBasically the farming of king prawns is disastrous for local ecology
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Pretty sure Tesco isn't floodedI mean I ain't been there since Tuesday but it was alright then
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Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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what, as opposed to the unliateral destuction of forest and grassland habitatsfor intensive crop farming? Yeah, vegetables are well ecosafe.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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I live in Norfolk FFSHow far from home do you think I have to go to get my vegetables? They're basically handing them out on street corners
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i see, blind to the suffering of vegetables because of nimbyism, is it?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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Hang onYou're having a pop at me for buying local? What do you expect me to do about the unethical farming methods used to harvest fruit and veg I don't buy, apart from being a member of Avaaz, giving to Greenpeace, supporting Fairtrade, all of which I also do?
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if you get a bit of suicide bomber in your mouth are you still a vegetarian?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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Afraid not.You are then duty bound to blow yourself up as well.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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I think it should be pretty obvious that since I said "suffering of vegetables"I'm taking the piss and not having a pop at anyone, mate.
Have a pint and a crafty wank, eh? it's been a long week.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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They are made to go on purile digital arts websiteswhere they are bullied mercilessly
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Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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Those tiny little stools get me every timeand their tits are miniscule
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Two Hats š©š©, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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The latter because of how it is farmed.You fucking retard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:05,
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you should really add that he lives in Coventry. Thats like a WWF smackdown(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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CLOTHESLINE UR ALBUMS SHIT !!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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PILEDRIVER BIG DADDYS FUCKED UR KIDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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Crying into my soya milk here, Rorers :'((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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Cod is actually now more sustainable than a lot of other fish. Haddock is struggling, cod was a no go fish for long enough to bounce back.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:08,
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It's interesting, the aquaculture guys I work withwould farm it if it was in decline, because it makes it valuable enough to bother, but since it isn't, they don't. A kind of self-balancing state of play.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOU FUCKING KNOW-NOTHING PRICK(
Two Hats š©š©, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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Yeah.fuck that production of all of the world's farmed fish and seafood. How could that even be a thing? I must be mad.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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This is cool.www.space.com/20612-nasa-asteroid-capture-mission-explained.html
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I almost didn't click it thinking it WAS tub girlGlad I did click now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:47,
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They can capture an asteroid, yet they still can't make orange juice that tastes nice after you've just brushed your teeth.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:53,
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And eyes, and ears, and mouthAnd nose.
Whales, fish or mammals
Fish or mammals.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:47,
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Haha like there's such a thing as 'whales'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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I was going to click déjà vu But Iām sure I already have
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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Bloody big fisheswith tails.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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which ones have the dripping engorged ovipositors?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:57,
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both of themand your mum.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:59,
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Woo!www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2013/apr/08/how-we-made-knightmare
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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Is the answer: nerds?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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Whales are more closely related to deer, geneticallythan deer are to horses.
Fact.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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just a thought, you might want to limit your fact-based posting to facts that are actually vaguely interesting/ac
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Is that a fact?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:19,
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no, it's a thought you fucking prick, I clearly labelled it as such(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
In my opinion, if you don't think that's interesting, then you're a spastic.(
Kroney, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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So is this a fact?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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No, it's an idiotic question.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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Well Fact you then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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