How are you planning on assessing this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

eat ALLLL the bacon sandwiches.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Yeah, I don't see how this works on a messageboard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

well he could go to each person's house individually and then eat all their bacon sandwiches.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Whoop sorry I was working
Online entries of course, it’s not like any of you lot go outside
Please see terms and conditions

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1. The Bacon Sandwich competition (the "Competition") is open to residents of the UK aged 18 and over.
2. The Competition is not open to employees or agencies of B3ta, their group companies or family members, freelance contributors to B3ta, or anyone else connected to the Competition.
3. Entry into the Competition is acceptance of these Terms and Conditions.
4. To enter the Competition you must fill out the online entry form above. If you have any questions about how to enter or in connection with the Competition, please email use [email protected] with "Bacon Sandwich" in the subject line. Do not email us to enter; only email if you have difficulties using the online entry form above.
5. Only one entry per person. Entries on behalf of another person will not be accepted and joint submissions are not allowed. You are responsible for the cost (if any) of sending your Competition entry to us.
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7. The Competition closes at 23.59 on 14 June 2013. Entries received after that date and time will not be considered.
8. One winner will be chosen from a random draw of correct entries.
9. Two winners will each receive Fuck all B3ta accepts no responsibility for any costs associated with the prize and not specifically included in the prize.
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20. B3ta reserves the right at any time and from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, this Competition with or without prior notice due to reasons outside its control (including, without limitation, in the case of anticipated, suspected or actual fraud). The decision of B3ta in all matters under its control is final and binding and no correspondence will be entered into.
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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

nice copy/paste and find/replace skillz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I copy/pasted YM last night

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I FOUND her minge and REPLACED it with my cock!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Wait...does that make sense?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I got the general idea
So yes
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)