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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I prefer bosoms to be clean shavenRubbing my face in my moobs is like rubbing my head on two giant sweaty testicles
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Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:26,
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well then shave them. or wax them, a la whatsisname in forty year old virgin.(, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)
I got hair everywhere else, I ain't having two giant clean areas down me chestI'd have to wax everything, and I don't think there's enough wax on the market anymore.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:29,
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shame I threw out the paraffin wax seal from my chutney jar earlier, I would have donated it to the campaign. (, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)
And you grew tired of that when you were a choirboy(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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