The mere idea you can look at everyone, from a 4'9" size 6 woman
to a 6'8" rugby second row, and suggest there is a specific recommended amount for ANYTHING is why these fuckers are retards and should be fed to wild bears.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

They said that I can use a 200ml plastic cup to determine how much veg to have in a portion
But I got this potato and it's too big for the mouth of the cup. WHAT NOW, SCIENCE MAN? ANSWER ME THAT, SCIENCE
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Push harder.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

That's the advice you always give me
If you'd just stop tensing it'd be so much easier
( Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I'm just not used to one so big.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I have a friend who constantly complains about how you could put more potatoes into a bag of crisps
than the amount of potato it would have taken to make the crisps that are in there. I never know how to respond to this complaint.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:30, Reply)