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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
"I'm getting vinegar and hints of Japanese"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:10,
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12 years ago)
'It's too lumpy & not sweet enough for my taste. You'll need to improve the flavour of your jism if you get through to the next round'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:14,
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"That's a lovely mouthful of food"
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:15,
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'Cor! Yeah! This is my sort of jus. Creamy, yet light. I don't like the way you've splattered it on the plate though'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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"That biscuit is a bit soggy"
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:22,
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*needs to work on presentation*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:15,
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"Too much dry ice"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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starts a Pineapple enriched diet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:16,
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'I see what you've tried to do with that shortbread, but icing a biscuit like that doesn't work for me I'm afraid'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 11:19,
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