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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I dunno what real ale is to be honest
I like ale but I've never been to a camra pub type place, and the only guy I knew who was into his camra stuff was a boring prick
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:21, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is the camra guy Chompy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I've never met Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
ohpw can you be sure?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Apparently so.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I had a real ale once, fucking rank.
I reckon it's just dog piss and farmer's cum.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I'm going to go to a pub tonight and drink lager I think

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I like lager, it tastes like lager.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I can't wait to be honest with you mmpsy, it's been ages since I last went to a pub and had a nice pint
at least a week, I'm dying here with this healthy lifestyle
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
fucking hell, sadtimes theo.
I'm off out tomorrow for a pint, probably lager.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Lager can be a real ale as well.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
It's all so confusing
but it's a porterhouse I'm going to so I can pretend I'm at a B4SH, that'll make it easier
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
can it, can it really?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Yes, if it's bottle or cask conditioned.
Pretty rare for a lager, but if I make a lager it would still be classed as a real ale and a lager.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
are you rnuk's comedy account?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I don't look like a lesbian.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I met rnuk once
I don't think he liked me
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
why do you say that?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
dunno, he just seemed cold and distant
wouldn't let me put my thumb up his arse either
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
You weren't wearing enough tweed, I bet.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I wasn't wearing ANY tweed
I had a LOL t-shirt on that said 'GUESS I GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS' on it
Yeah I see the problem
I'm a tit
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
were you at least wearing cyber steam punk goggles?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I had a cyber steam punk phone that looks indistinguishable from a normal mobile phone if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)
unless it had a pocket watch glued to the back, I don't think it would.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
balls, I didn't even bring a metal cigarette tin to keep my credit cards in

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)
shitting hell theo, were you even wearing a top hat?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)
fucking hell this is complicated
I'm in London again next month, I'm gonna have to shell out loads so the denizens don't beat me to death with their copies of the Guardian
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)
being a modern victorian is hard man.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Put it on the calendarrrrrrr

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Oh man a Reginald shirt kiss me you fool

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I'm in Exploding Dog today
WEBCOMICS
31 YEARS OLD
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)
hey, don't worry about it
trust me on this
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Wonderful, I've got the HMHB song in my head now.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
dunno what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Oh Theoban :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIXYW9X3Qg
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
...this is piss poor musical 'comedy'
why am I listening to this?
why are you making me suffer this?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
We're going to have a disagreement here, Ban.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Hey it's ok, we can have our differences
You want to listen to one man band style stuff with wacky lyrics
That's ok man
We can still fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
crikey, sounds like lolstudents to me. sadtimes.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
alright BraynDedd

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
alright dozer

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
The mods must really hate you, they deleted your pics :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Just the giant Thatcherface, the rest are still there.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
It means there's live yeast in the beer when you drink it.
That means the fizz if any is CO2 coming from yeast in the barrel/bottle rather than it being forced in.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
woah no-one's spunked in my pint

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I think chompy wants to spunk in your pint theo.
christ, he's such a sex pest.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
nah he just wants to add his own co2 by sticking his arse just under the plimsoll line and letting rip with a few cheeky little trumps

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
ugh, I wish he's keep these sick fetishes to himself.
next he'll be strangle wanking himself into a packet of scampi fries while someone spanks his arse with a cactus.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

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