that's because he can't afford one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

CHOMP CAN'T AFFORD A MORTGAGE YOU SAY?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

that's exactly it.
Though strangely enough, he's desperate for a housing crash.

But he has me on 2.0 so he can't actually see your quote about his inability to buy property, soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

a housing crash that would nicely fuck up his own parents' retirement plans, for example
he's a lovely little man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You can't be too hard on him, people with autism often struggle to comprehend how things affect other people.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I heard he got turned down because he has a ccj out against him for unpaid starbucks bills.

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He thought they were suspended coffees

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I keep thinking you're me
It's too much for my tiny brain to handle
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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

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