Awkward
from our work IM about my imminent headshaving:

[17:14:35] [Co-Worker}: 25 years?
[17:14:41] [Co-Worker}: that's impressive
[17:17:06] [Me}: Pretty much
[17:17:21] [Me}: Not had it short since my mother stopped paying for my haircuts :)
[17:17:32] [Co-Worker}: That's even more impressive
[17:17:52] [Co-Worker}: Can you convince her to give you the back-pay?
[17:17:59] [Co-Worker}: Should add up to a pretty tidy sum
[17:19:06] [Me}: I was the executor of her will, so I think I did
[17:20:33] [Co-Worker}: ah
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

I think I'd like " and to my son I leave £14, get a fucking haircut" in my will

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)

DEADMUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHHHHHAAA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:45, Reply)