Well that was good...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:16, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGH-rB2r7b0
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I can't watch youtube on this shitty browser.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:18, Reply)

go fuck yourself then

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:18, Reply)

what browser are you on?
Mozaic?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)

IE7
but with a chrome plugin that crashes everytime I go to youtube.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

every time, two words

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Good enough for Britney, good enough for me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)

my condolences.
try this: www.vordweb.co.uk/standards/download_lynx.htm it's saving me no end of hassle at the moment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:29, Reply)

It all went very quiet
Unless it was a thread started by one of the two people I'm ignoring, that is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Nope, I just logged out.
When do you move?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)

End of next week
Loads to do and I am procrastinating shamelessly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

nope, I'm ignoring noone ATM
unless they are ignoring me *paranoia*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I'm ignoring you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Generally, I mean.
I haven't deployed the ignore function on this site.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

this is how grown ups do it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

LALALAAA I CANT HEAR YOU

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)

*shoots a kitten*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Poor old Peter, what's he done to deserve that?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)

my uncle had one of his old guitars
fascinating Frank fact there
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Welcome Chomp!
King of Offtopic!

gizza newslink
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Here you go
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-22157149
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:20, Reply)

that's depressing.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)

What do you think about Big Ben being silenced for Thatchers funeral?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

pointless and silly, but pales in to insignificance next to tax payers having to pay to bury a millionaire.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

No it's ok because she saved us Billions with a rebate.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)

yeah? how does that work?
I've not been following the news for the sake of my blood presure. If it's true then I don't really give a fuck what they get up to as long as I can get to work.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

IDS replied to a question about the cost of the funeral as being ok because she negotiated the UK's rebate from the EU.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Ah, so lies then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Not in Tory Logic.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

they should drag all the patients outside and fucking shoot them

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)

If you were in a swingers party with all the b3tans with partners, and you all put your car-keys in a big bowl....
... who would you be hoping for/ hoping against?

I can see this question ending very possitivly for all unconcerned.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Someone here has a partner?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I'm sure Chompy mentioned some kind of girlfriend once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)

no, a real one, not an imaginary stripper
otherwise I'm dating 3 super models.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)

HOWDY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)

doody

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

so our gonz are you in brighton on saturday?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Nah' man, next month sometime.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

aw shit, i'm going to be in london for like five minutes tomorrow too we should meet up and have a 30 second date,
i reckon i can get done everything i need to do to you in 30 seconds
if you know what i mean
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Yeah', but I couldn't, IF _YOU_ know what _I_ mean.
I swear man, the shit rolling down hill is pilling up at work. I've worked all weekend for the second weekend in a row and i'm working my arse off fucks sake I told them 5 days on friday at 6pm when I got the designs and now the client is screaming and shouting when its not done.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I had a flood of work that hit my desk
what did I miss?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)

dicks everywhere

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

In bags I hope?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)

cunt

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Yes I could

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

please stop trying so hard

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Bored innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Bullshit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

poor Chompy
Every one is a critic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Yeah, we'll you've all be shit today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Anything interesting happening here?
Not been on for ages.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Not really Pookie
Edit: Just noticed you still have your Christmas name
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Haven't been arsed to change it.
I'm that involved.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Well I never, if it ain't BP.
Nope, it's well gash.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I am the resurrection chaps.
And I am the shite.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

This is good
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1934128
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

well, you say that...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Well you never?
Course you fucking did.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)

EVERYONE IS BEING MEAN TO ME

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)

*Pats on head*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I'm not, you great woofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)

I'm going for a curry here tonight.
www.calcuttabrasserie.co.uk/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)

What you having?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

A Thali probably
pretty good deal on those.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Sounds good.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Or maybe the banquet menu.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Not been for an Indian for ages.
Might go this weekend.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Neither have I, which is why I suggested it tongith.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:20, Reply)

I went to Needoo's for lunch immediately after my 'yes to overnight stays with kid' meeting two weeks ago.
Staggering out of there pissed at 2:30pm is an odd experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Sounds good.
I'll have to arrange a needos next time I'm in London.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I'm there, niggy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

She's relenting a bit is she?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Better than 'a bit' - pretty much completely.
This past weekend my kid stayed twice. Inconceivable even a month ago. I am loving it mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Good one.
Kicking her minge in worked then did it?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

If by that you mean 'threats of legal action from a heavyweight City law firm' then yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Lamb Jalfreezi last time, I think.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I've heard they have amazing lacha parratha
but I have no clue what it is, looks like weird bread from google.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)

Not a big paratha man, to be honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Never had it, what's it like?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Greasy, flaky bread from my experience.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Naan is a superior bread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I do like naan,
I eat loads of rice at home, so usually get some nice bread instead.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I don't eat rice if I go for a curry. Meat, bread, more meat. That is all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

The north Indian/Pakistani way.
They only have rice in Needoo's etc for the English currywrongs (I have confess I am one). You never see the brownies in there eating rice. Or using cutlery for that matter, the savages.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Eat with the left, wipe with the right.... ammirite?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)

*nose/point*


*smells finger on nose, regrets the whole action*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:53, Reply)

Those stains are so hard to work out just by colour alone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)

I'd just like to add to our earlier exchange:
Whomever says the rhyme committed the crime.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)

You appear to be denying it.
Therefore it is plain to see that you supplied it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)

As you have been the next person to speak it is you who reaks

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)

If you smelt it,
you dealt it. That's the LAW!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I got nothing. Damn you.
I'm all rhymed out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)

High fives bro',
hanging with the cool kids.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Anyway pub o'clock.
Play nicely chaps. And no bullying.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

A small victory, but a victory nonetheless.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:01, Reply)

haha i love the arms

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)

you fancy that gibbon you do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Awkward
from our work IM about my imminent headshaving:

[17:14:35] [Co-Worker}: 25 years?
[17:14:41] [Co-Worker}: that's impressive
[17:17:06] [Me}: Pretty much
[17:17:21] [Me}: Not had it short since my mother stopped paying for my haircuts :)
[17:17:32] [Co-Worker}: That's even more impressive
[17:17:52] [Co-Worker}: Can you convince her to give you the back-pay?
[17:17:59] [Co-Worker}: Should add up to a pretty tidy sum
[17:19:06] [Me}: I was the executor of her will, so I think I did
[17:20:33] [Co-Worker}: ah
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

haha, we have a right laugh here don't we

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

I think I'd like " and to my son I leave £14, get a fucking haircut" in my will

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)

DEADMUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHHHHHAAA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 17:45, Reply)