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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
You're doing breakfast wrong.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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latest was 12 years ago)
this month i am on my water diet to get rid of all the easter chocolate
from 1 may breakfast will be either granola with yoghurt, a homemade smoothie, or a spinach omelette with mushrooms and a tiny bit of goats cheese. is that ok?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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No.
but it's less likely to fuck you up than water.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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why are those things not ok??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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NO PIG.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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well, why don't you come over for breakfast one day?
then there'll be a MIGHTY BIG PIG involved
xx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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I am unsure if this is a euphemism
Or if you're just calling me fat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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breakfast kegels
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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if i were doing those wrong
i WOULD have wet myself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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