I live on the same street as a school
And people park on the zigzags every day. REALLY pisses me off.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

1 word
Caltrops
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Don't think I haven't thought about it
Thing is, it's a catchment-only school, so they should be living well within walking distance anyway. Lazy cunts in Pompey, I tell you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

morning sexy knickers.
That is pretty cunty, I hate people who park right up on the pavement in a double yellow because their time is too precious to walk the 100 yards from the actual parking slot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

At the end of our cul-de-sac, there's a chip shop.
An endless procession of cunts park across the mouth of the street. Some of them get very upset at passive-aggressive notes on their windscreen saying 'if you needs your chips so badly you have to block the road rather than walk an extra five yards I'd consider giving them up, fatty'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Named after the Marquis de Sac

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I'm a fan of note leaving.
We've got limited parking on my street, so if someone does that thing where they take up 2 spaces, I like to leave a note explaining their idiocy. It was in the parish newsletter as "phantom angry note leaver"
I'm practically a bond villain.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

You'd make a good Bond villain
I'd like to be a Bond villain's #1 henchman. Named "Mr" something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

'windy Pig' is a great title for a Bond film.
Adele could sing the song and it'd be a description the artiste and the film.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Haha
It practically writes itself. Also, 'Ginger' rhymes with 'Ninja'. There's something in that, certainly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Yet it doesn't rhyme with 'singer'
Weird, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

English is such a prick!
AMIRITE?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

It's certainly a bastard mongrel of a language.
But I rather like it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Yeah, I think I'll stick with it
for now
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

That's no way to speak to your wife

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I was crossing the road with my kids
and some cunt that wasn't looking where he was going reversed towards us on the zigzags. I dropped my kids on the pavement, leaned in through his window and scared the shit out him. "Alright mate!"..."I'M NOT YOUR MATE....MOVE_YOUR_CAR!" It was quite satisfying, but my kids berated me for it afterwards.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:42, Reply)

you're my hero.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)