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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
You as well eh?
Sorry I went first. My enormous penis will have left it for you like spinning a mouse around inside a cathedral.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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12 years ago)
She said you'd forgotten your high chair
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:28,
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I told her not to talk with her mouth full.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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Didn't matter. We were the same height laying down.
Doesn't she make a strange noise when she cums?
Oh, sorry, you probably don't know.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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There are 3 kinds of female orgasm, you know?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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Yes, YM showed me last night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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I haven't got enough plastic sheeting for number 3.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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Incorrect.
They are;
Positive - "Yes, yes, yes!"
Religious - "Oh god, oh god, oh god!"
and Fake - "Oh, Battered!"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:44,
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