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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Any corporate bollocks phrase
especially "going forward", which is meaningless unless time can also run backwards.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:17,
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latest was 12 years ago)
your thinking is not very blue sky today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18,
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'Elo!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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I'm running a social media workshop tomorrow.
I'll be deploying as many corporate bollocks phrases as I humanly can.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:19,
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It's the only language they understand
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:20,
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The last time a Rep. came at me with that bollocks
I frog marched him out of the office and told him to "FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU CAN SPEAK CLEAR AND CONCISE ENGLISH"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:21,
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the CEO will be there, he'll be well impressed at the business lingo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:23,
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You mean he'll nod knowingly whilst cribbing all the best ones for his next presentation.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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Needs more roundhouse kicks and supermodel girlfriends.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39,
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