Alt: that I am a good father.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

your kid looks like you
i'm sure this constitutes child abuse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Did you see the pics on FB of her in the park?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

stop whoring out your kids

( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

It's best to start the revenue generation as early as possible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

yep
i thought, ahhhhhh.

then i thought, eeeeeeow battered.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

is she taller than him yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I wonder if she's inherited the massive penis you claim to own.
Probably. These things are genetic.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

is that the one attached to his head ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Like a Shetland Unicorn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I'm suggesting his innocent little nipper
is in fact a elephant-cocked transgender.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

thats why he's saving to protect her at private school

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

it's not like he'd send her to kilburn comp cos then he wouldn't be a massive hypocrite like all those labour mps

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I am very happy to be hypocritical in order for my daughter to have the best possible education.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

people like you should be banned from voting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

alright tory boy, calm down

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

all sanctimonious when it suits, but when push comes to shove, he'll trample over anyone in his way to get what's best for him and his family

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

the spirit of thatcher is strong in battered

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)

he makes me sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

duca rec


tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Clever idea. Since they only go in for buggery at those place, nobody will notice her phallus
until she hits puberty and starts getting uncontrollable erections in woodworking class that make people point and laugh and oh god it scars you for life, somebody hold me
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Fucking hell Kroney that's below the belt
Wait, the other one………….ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

th rt
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

good
drunk
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)