"No offence, but [offensive statement]" Makes me want to set that person on fire.
Alt: Someone called likened me to a professional, in a good way. I felt sorry for them.

Altalt: I had a sandwich filled with reheated roast garlic, herb and lemon chicken that I cooked on sunday, lettuce, mayonnaise on both slices of seeded brown bread.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No offence Alan, but you are a stain on the soul of humanity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)

A cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity, shurely?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

A weeping sore on the fetid scrotum of humanity's lowest dregs.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)

No offence, but I quite like the colour green

( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I'm not racist but, I've run out of hula hoops

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I was going to buy some Spicy Tomato Snaps
I may get Beef Hula Hoops now
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)

What about Wotsits?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

whats what?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Do what in the what now?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBnkjK9LbjA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Not being racist, but when's the next bus coming along?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)