Janet Street Porter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

young bird, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Isn't guessing this contempt of court?
Or at the very least not nice?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

woah woah what do you have to hide?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Get on with some work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah
but I want to know who got fucked by an Indian porter using a latex glove as birth control because she was so pissed she couldn't say no.

Only fair.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Must have had a penis even smaller than yours if he could use the finger of a latex glove.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)

He had five penises.
Hence his condom fit like a glove.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

He mis-translated "making love"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Typical asian. Coming over here, wanting multiple penises.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)