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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I get that he's getting shit from the client, but he doens't seem to realise that its like re-writting an entire book whilst making sure it doens't contradict the origional book in any place.
When the origional book took 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Options here are either
Say it can't be done, or offshore it. There will be teams of Indian lads who will work 24/7 for the experience and a couple of hundred quid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Thing is, the Indians will bugger it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:32, Reply)
You just test/proof it.
If it's wrong, you don't pay them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)
If you don't want to pay them, just get really racist, then they'll stop talking to you
Works every time
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Really?
Shut up you paddy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:56, Reply)
I ended up saying "I'll see what I can do, can't promise anything", and i'll work on it 'till its done 'cus I'm too eager to please.
I'm like 80%+ there and no one else can even help 'cus I'm the only one who knows the code/layouts, and I'm the only guy who can write in the languages it uses (even though I ain't touched the languages a year ago).

The client is a pretty big deal, to do with nuclear energy, so I wouldn't outsource it anyway 'cus there is a hidden area full of stuff that should never get out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Shit - ah well 'good luck' then mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)
What's that you say? Dominos pizza? 50% off if you spend £30 thus making it an alright deal 'cus £15 for pizza'n'bits ain't bad? Even though it's a shit pizza it'll do? Yeah', g'wan.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Plus the receipt will be going straight to your boss surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:52, Reply)
So once your client is happy with this
Are they going to test that missile they've moved?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Kim Jong LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:53, Reply)

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