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5-7pm loser thread.Even though it's Chicken Thursday I am in a filthy temper and feel like punching someone in the face tonight. Preferably a pensioner.
What are your evening plans?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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In my 'credit years' the wankers were all tripping over themselves to lend me money.Ten days before I finally cracked and put my hands up to my inability to stay afloat, Sainsbury's Bank lent me ten grand without even asking if I could cover the repayments.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:59,
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I want to get my overdraft to £2k, but I expect them to tell me to fuck off.(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:07, Reply)
You can have my old one which was 6.5k(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:20,
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HahThey'll lend to Mugabe, but not you. Harsh.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:40,
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They're pricks.I might actually complain about them. I got rejected for saying I'd pay off £300 off my credit card.
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Spending the next few evenings with og prior to MUSICAL SATURDAYwhich I shall grin and bear as best I can.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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Gaz Gonz and ask for some smack pills.Might take the edge off it a bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:56,
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Alright mPoo in a minute, then back to 'work', then leave at 6 to go to Tesco, buy some stuff from Tesco, home, dindins, then some HIGH END COMPUTER GAMING and then bed around 11 I reckon.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:59,
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so yeah, no plans, my life is fackin dull innit(
Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:01,
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It really is as petty as this actually.Oh dear. I need to get a fucking grip.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:06,
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nah it's always little shit that gets people downbig shit is usually too big to process
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Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:07,
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You wouldn't be able to cope in my job.The amount of spastics I have to talk through simple tasks every day is fucking mind-boggling. Only just two minutes ago, somebody called up saying their monitor had rotated "by itself". When I told her the keyboard shortcut to put it back she said "it's not working". I had to go on and do it for her.
She was either too lazy, or too stupid, to press three keys at the same time.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:09,
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Ok now I'm even more annoyedI have just received an 'e-shot' (fuck off) from M-Retailing Internet Retailing, headed 'are you experienced?'. The cunts are quoting Hendrix at me and it makes me want to die. The only consolation is that they have not made any reference to 'e-tailing' or invited me to a 'webinar'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:18,
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Two words: Michael RyanYou know what to do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:25,
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Shoot up the shops and get a pint of milk?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:26,
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In the words of the great Les Dennis 'ah dert realleh knerrrr'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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Why don't you spend this eveningPracticing your 'really small' writing, then you'll be able to sign Battered's foot-mong cast.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:07,
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The band Cast had a song in the hit-parade called 'walk away'I hope they re release it and change it to 'limp away' - with backing vocals from Heather Mills.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:20,
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With 'Jake the Peg' on the flip.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:21,
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Best not be mean about this.'Else he might put his foot down.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:23,
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You're right, I'd better toe the line.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:24,
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I swear man, I'm getting so pissed at work, I've had a redicoulsouly tight deadline get tighter and tighter 'cus they're pulling time away from me.I've done 54:30 hours since last friday night, and i'm going to do an all-night tonight now 'cus the bosses aren't about tomo afternoon. The guy in charge is saying things like "Well, ok then, I guess the sooner you can get it to me the better tomorow morning".
The client is fucking unresonable, and i'm baring the brunt of it. OH, and I essechally have had a day where I was in hospital stuff during this time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:23,
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When I read 'I'm getting so pissed at work' I assumed it was Stunned posting.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:25,
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And just to top it off, I bet you it won't work on the client's personal mobile phone 'cus shes got a fucking ancient blackberry.... so she'll throw a wobbly, even though we told her it's for iOS/Android/WinMo(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:25,
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I'm always appalled at how technical or creative people get fucked over re deadlines.Sorry to hear they're taking the piss.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:26,
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I get that he's getting shit from the client, but he doens't seem to realise that its like re-writting an entire book whilst making sure it doens't contradict the origional book in any place.When the origional book took 3 months.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:27,
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Options here are eitherSay it can't be done, or offshore it. There will be teams of Indian lads who will work 24/7 for the experience and a couple of hundred quid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:30,
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Thing is, the Indians will bugger it up.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:32,
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You just test/proof it.If it's wrong, you don't pay them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:33,
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If you don't want to pay them, just get really racist, then they'll stop talking to youWorks every time
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Theoban What of it, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:35,
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Really?Shut up you paddy cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:56,
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I ended up saying "I'll see what I can do, can't promise anything", and i'll work on it 'till its done 'cus I'm too eager to please.I'm like 80%+ there and no one else can even help 'cus I'm the only one who knows the code/layouts, and I'm the only guy who can write in the languages it uses (even though I ain't touched the languages a year ago).
The client is a pretty big deal, to do with nuclear energy, so I wouldn't outsource it anyway 'cus there is a hidden area full of stuff that should never get out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:38,
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Shit - ah well 'good luck' then mate(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:40,
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What's that you say? Dominos pizza? 50% off if you spend £30 thus making it an alright deal 'cus £15 for pizza'n'bits ain't bad? Even though it's a shit pizza it'll do? Yeah', g'wan.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:42,
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Plus the receipt will be going straight to your boss surely?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:52,
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So once your client is happy with thisAre they going to test that missile they've moved?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:50,
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Localboy wants to fight you after school.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:30,
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^ this.He also called your pigeon a manky spastic with shit feathers and a crap cage.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:32,
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^ this.He also said your lack of a telephone table was 'pitiful'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:35,
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srslyRichie Sambora's quit Bon Jovi
sorry, I could have broken that news to you in a more sensitive way
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You know where I can get a black armband at this time of night?Thanks in advance x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:41,
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I'm lucky, I live near one of those 24 hour funeral clothing superstores(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Not me bruv, fuckin miles from one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:51,
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I am in the pub resting my foot. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:46,
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If you've caught my gout, that's a bad idea, man.Sure, it's comforting to begin with, but the first girl to talk you into a plie will cause you no end of grief.
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Kroney, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:48,
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Any girl suggesting that will get one of my crutches up her cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:50,
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Mind you don't get plasteredOh, wait a second....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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You know what Swizzles, that is a CAPITAL idea!How are you btw?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:51,
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watching bitchin kitchen, so I'm feeling pretty fabulousYou? Other than being angry and all
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:53,
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That woman's voice makes her programme unwatchable for me.It's like fingernails down a blackboard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:53,
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Today aside, I'm fucking great thanks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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