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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's funny because it says 'sucking off the tax payer'.And I did qualify the statement with 'one of the funniest things on Money Marketing's website ever'. It's not really known for its sardonic wit and cutting satire.
You massive fucking spastic.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
oh man, now it looks like you explained the joke to me before I laughedcould you delete that please?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)
it's alright, I explained the 'sucking off' bit to Battered.You can laugh at 'tax payer' instead of 'taxpayer' if you want.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 21:57, Reply)
just so I know where you're up to in your planned eveningI'm guessing you've studied and had dinner but not got round to your wank yet, is that correct?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Yeah.I'm going to be hitting up YouTube for a montage of Sian Williams upskirts and Rachel Riley bending over in a low cut top.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)
well, just remember at the moment of ecstacy, whatever you do, do not think about the smell your dad leaves in the bathroom
put all thoughts of your father's bowel aroma right out of your head
repeat: under no circumstances should you think about the smell of your dad's bottom at the point of orgasm
HTH
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)
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