Hello, I'm doing something not very interesting.
What are you doiing?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:25, 15 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

YOUR MUM.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:26, Reply)

I'm fucking
Matt Damon

Thanks for asking
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 20:42, Reply)

I'm
attempting to regain feeling in my fingers and tongue after shifting boxes full of books and clutter, and an accident with a bottle of hot pepper sauce and a bowl of soup.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:13, Reply)

I tried to drink gin neat once
I failed, miserably. Who the fuck drinks neat gin? It's rocket fuel and it tastes vile.

G&T on the other hand... lovely.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:38, Reply)

I'm doing YOUR MUM.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)

I'm planning to cook dinner in a few minutes
but wasting time here instead.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 0:39, Reply)

you mean
Posting your usual shit whinging about how shit everyone else is and posting links to whinge how shit everyone else is? Quite right it's not very fucking interesting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:13, Reply)

Get 'em told, 'swipe
Go on!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 8:16, Reply)

conducting an experiment in sobriety
2 days now. I dont like it much. I feel more awake and aware of how bored I am. It's a little bit like being stoned in the awareness stakes. Also my sense of smell seems heightened. And I'm peeing more which is odd.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Oh look, you've upset rachelswipe again, and she is a girl. Online.
She'll never have sex with you now Badger, you silly thing. She'll probably get a few spotty virgins shivering with glee at the thought of being her Internet Knight though, which should bolster her ego and more than make up for the terrible Keyboard Bullying she has received from you.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:32, Reply)

I'm slightly puzzled by all this fuss.
I thought you LIKED questions.

Particularly if you let you talk about your non-specific undiagnosed disorders on the autism scale, lie about your sex lives or boast about your drug intake, I mean, Woodside's into the swing of it and he's on /talk and EVERYTHING.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:53, Reply)

*yawn*
being ranted at/about is one thing. if it's well written or contains new insults, who gives a fuck, it's either funny or it's a case of the "ignore" button.

but constantly reading something just to slag other people off? if they're so shit, why bother, surely they are waaaay underneath you? and not in a good way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:08, Reply)

^^What she said.
With knobs on.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 21:35, Reply)