just say the kids were climbing over some railings if you get carried away and leave em in a bit of a mess

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Thanks for the tip m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

if there's one thing I've learnt from offtopic it's that your wifes dopey

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

She'll believe any old shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Just remember the story
You were only having a bite to eat in a café down the road and thought the kids would be safe asleep. I mean who would break into their room and take one
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)