oh man
i ended up at the ex's last night, 1am it seemed like a good idea to get a lovely pizza with fresh chilli and garlic/herb mayo dip.

it arrived.

i am being good. couldn't eat any. fucking torture, watching him scarf the lot. meh!

and the new bloke wants to go for pizza at the weekend. fucking pizza-related torture.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This weekend you'll have special sauce all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

that is for amateurs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:54, Reply)

And you are an old pro.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

What's his username?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

who, stunned?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

no, i'm implying that you've been preying on qotwers again
hahah i an very funny haha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

ah, the "i will explain my joke and tell you that it's very funny and i'm very funny" gambit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)

yeah yeah YEAH, you've been there and done that SPARE ME YOUR LIFE STORY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

The Psychochomp Method.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)

bore everyone into submission and delude yourself that you're better at stand-up than piston, you mean?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Well, I've heard that his other methods are amateurish, verging on the virginal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Poor Swipey
good news is Vodka is not fattening
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)

are you telling me your ex boyfriend ordered a pizza and you didn't eat it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)

yep, pretty much
he ate the entire extra large thing by himself, it was pretty impressive for a guy with a fucking 28 inch waist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)

i still don't understand why you didn't have any.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)

because i'm only allowed water and cup-a-soups until 30 april
my collar bones are looking good, but i want to see hipbones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

have you been on the battered workshop on shoehorning in information?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)

28 inch WAIST
not cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 12:02, Reply)