The under 30 thing doesn't matter.
Oh wait, I forgot you were a woman
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Thing is, if I'd been off raising children, that would be fine.
But working for myself? Not even getting a foot in the door :-(
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Your refusal to work anywhere else apart from Weston super Mare probably doesn't help you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Who wouldn't want to work in WsM?
It's a thriving economic hub.

Oh, wait. No. the other one. A shit hole.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Unofficially most employers want their female employees to be past child-bearing age.
But they really prefer male employees, to be on the safe side.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I keep pointing out that I have no home ties
no kids likely to be ill, can work antisocial hours as needed, all that nonsense.
I know the situation is dire these days, and there's anything up to 200 applicants for some jobs, but I'm not even getting the courtesy of a 'fuck off' email any more. in fact, a lot of them ask you not to contact them either, so asking for feedback is out, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Lighty mentioned something about a job for a Bongo player not long ago

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

hahaha
yeah, I could probably do that job, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

+ using my wrinkled saggy titties.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

How very dare you?
My breasts may be pendulous and saggy, but they are far from wrinkled.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Lies on the internet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Are you working towards asking for pictures for proof?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

He's met me already.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Yuk. Certainly not. Blurgh.
* Says hello to lunch again *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

When I go full-on KFC
your name and your horrendous bullying will be mentioned in my note.

You beast.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I should hope so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Full-on as opposed to the current situation where you scoff a bargain bucket but don't actually top yourself?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

+ r r

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

That sir is indeed TJ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I'm sure he remembers the gif in question.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

It was a fat bird playing bongos with her boobs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Ah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

In case you missed it first time
The link in the link is NSFW

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1911632

EDIT: Whoops it helps if I copy in the link
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

What sort of jobs are you going for?
People seem to be desperate for webbies, if you're willing to spend some time learning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)