Some cunts bought an identikit 500 sq foot 'condo' in 'up and coming artisan' Shadwell and now INSISTS on an ikea decor
WHERE IS YOUR SOUL ??? DID YOU LEAVE IT BEHIND YOU IN COSTA COFFEE THIS MORNING ??????????????????????????
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

500 sq foot? You can buy sheds bigger than that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:22, Reply)

What a cunt. Seduced by a cheap shiny new interior and the promise of a young professionals open plan living, with a shit postage stamp sized balcony for his sad little tomato plant thats been following him around since birmingham, his only friend
in the world
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:27, Reply)

uncanny

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:33, Reply)

yer, I'm spot on ent I
thats what makes me the number one off topic confident
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNP6q_wh4GM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:25, Reply)

innit it blud, I got a load of tickets for em in Fino Park in June. ITS GONNA BE MEGA !!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:30, Reply)

I don't do 'limited release' 'art house cinema' bollocks.
But I might make an exception.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:31, Reply)

yer I may do it, I'll go on me own in a mac, and not own up to anyone I know though

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:32, Reply)

It'll be on DVD within a few weeks of release I'd imagine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:33, Reply)

it'll come across better on the big screen
i'm on stage left for saturday if you're looking, i'm the one who looks like a cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:38, Reply)

I went on the Friday.
Can't remember where I was. I can only remember walking for 9 billion hours back in to Manchester as there were no trams and finding the busses never happened.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:41, Reply)

fuck that shit, we had a driver - in a curryhouse in rusholme twenty minutes after teh end. There were people arriving in there from the gig at half one transport out of there was that shit
i dun a lol

heaton Park was a real shithole for their comeback, although Spike Island was a bigger shithole.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:45, Reply)

I never went to Spike Island.
Sounded shit though. Shit location, shit sound and a crap view.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:47, Reply)

Was the bloke from Oasis in that band before Oasis or something?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:46, Reply)

No. I think the bloke from Oasis was pleased that the band had reformed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:48, Reply)

The bloke from Oasis is a tool.
I have some time for Noel though, he's a funny guy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:54, Reply)

yer, it was embarrassing. He scrreched his way through some shit that nobody had any interest in, They then played some oasis and the kids were mad for it
fucking karaoke amateur
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Primal Scream were the support act on the Friday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:02, Reply)

yeah yeah rub it in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Primal Scream are one of my favourite bands. I've stuck by them through thick and thin.
The new stuff's alright, miles better than the last album.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I donno which one of us is joking.
Is it the same bloke?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:02, Reply)