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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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EveningIkea have bumped my sofa delivery to next week, as opposed to this week WHEN I'M NOT WORKING like they originally proposed. I mean I can work from home but it's the bloody principle.
Who's peeving you in this, the post-work graveyard?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:09,
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Not peeved at all. Could do without going to Poland tomorrow but that's about it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:15,
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How long are you away for this time?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:20,
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Back early on Saturday hopefully. Not at 7pm via Liverpool like last time. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:21,
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How much longer are you contracted for?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:22,
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Finish at the end of May I think. Started looking for the next one as well as looking at perms. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:23,
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I'm okay until the start of July, but there is talk of taking things in to next year.Far less travelling that you're doing though!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:26,
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I am used to travelling from when I worked for coca-cola. I do miss my family though(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:27,
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What a terrifying image(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:33,
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My hair used to be curly when I was a kid. Thankfully not now, however it's a grade 3 & 2 just to be on the safe side. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:39,
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* tries to find interested facial expression * Fails.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:41,
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*tries to find salt & pepper shakers, looks at Battered's hair and remembers where they are*(, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Oh, that's some smashing internet.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:41,
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Some cunts bought an identikit 500 sq foot 'condo' in 'up and coming artisan' Shadwell and now INSISTS on an ikea decorWHERE IS YOUR SOUL ??? DID YOU LEAVE IT BEHIND YOU IN COSTA COFFEE THIS MORNING ??????????????????????????
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:18,
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500 sq foot? You can buy sheds bigger than that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:22,
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What a cunt. Seduced by a cheap shiny new interior and the promise of a young professionals open plan living, with a shit postage stamp sized balcony for his sad little tomato plant thats been following him around since birmingham, his only friend in the world
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:27,
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yer, I'm spot on ent Ithats what makes me the number one off topic confident
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:36,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNP6q_wh4GM
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:25,
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innit it blud, I got a load of tickets for em in Fino Park in June. ITS GONNA BE MEGA !!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:30,
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I don't do 'limited release' 'art house cinema' bollocks.But I might make an exception.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:31,
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yer I may do it, I'll go on me own in a mac, and not own up to anyone I know though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:32,
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It'll be on DVD within a few weeks of release I'd imagine.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:33,
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it'll come across better on the big screeni'm on stage left for saturday if you're looking, i'm the one who looks like a cunt
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:38,
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I went on the Friday.Can't remember where I was. I can only remember walking for 9 billion hours back in to Manchester as there were no trams and finding the busses never happened.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:41,
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fuck that shit, we had a driver - in a curryhouse in rusholme twenty minutes after teh end. There were people arriving in there from the gig at half one transport out of there was that shiti dun a lol
heaton Park was a real shithole for their comeback, although Spike Island was a bigger shithole.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:45,
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I never went to Spike Island.Sounded shit though. Shit location, shit sound and a crap view.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:47,
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Was the bloke from Oasis in that band before Oasis or something?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:46,
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No. I think the bloke from Oasis was pleased that the band had reformed.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:48,
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The bloke from Oasis is a tool.I have some time for Noel though, he's a funny guy.
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yer, it was embarrassing. He scrreched his way through some shit that nobody had any interest in, They then played some oasis and the kids were mad for itfucking karaoke amateur
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:58,
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Primal Scream were the support act on the Friday.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:02,
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Primal Scream are one of my favourite bands. I've stuck by them through thick and thin.The new stuff's alright, miles better than the last album.
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I donno which one of us is joking.Is it the same bloke?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:02,
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In others news, whilst it is only April I am already sick of the sight of twats wearing sunglasses on the tube. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:29,
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I'm liking your sig a great deal. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:40,
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Although I'm not sure how he'll post half an image.Assuming someone is doing the work from two and a half people.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:49,
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Are you saying that the jewish community are only half people?(well, the jewish, and AA)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:55,
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Gonzo.The prosecution rests m'lud.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:58,
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So if Chompy loses his job for using the Internet in work, it's all Gonz's fault.Glad we cleared that up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:02,
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Blaming the Jews?Evening Monty.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:23,
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That's because i'm half person, half legend.Although my tiny arms can't get all the away around that darling angel you call wife... the hugs I give her are ever-lasting.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:10,
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Im unpeeved.Apart from the fact Im still at work.
Can;t grumble though as Ive just had a nice 4 day weekend due to a server fail. Nice.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:22,
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Nowt.I'm the very picture of happy-go-lucky chirpiness.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:27,
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So you haven't been confronted by any angry police horses this week.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:01,
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No, but I told a donkey to fuck off yesterday.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:07,
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