Morning.
How's it going OT?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:15, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's a disaster, ive eated my lunch already

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Osbourns on Radio 4 at the moment.
Talking about crying at Thatchers funeral.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:22, Reply)

even monsters have tears

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:25, Reply)

He made a joke about crying about Today program headlines.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:27, Reply)

He's well witty.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:29, Reply)

heis one smooth chancellor
i'm glad we're all agreed that he's worked wonders by avoiding a triple dip recession
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I prefer Gordon Brown.
It was pointed out on something the other day that Alaister Darling predicted this current downturn some time ago, but nobody paid any attention and he gets no credit for it. Maybe he also helped cause it which is the problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Labour tossed away a really good opportunity to develop Britain into a leading first world economy.
instead they seemed more intent on turning it into some multi cultural wogsville, whilst denying there was ever an influx of forrins in the first instance.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

And wars don't forget ILLEGAL wars

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

well dunno, they were legal, and probably good for the economy what with orders from defence contractors.
also the fewer squaddies down ritzys on a saturday noght the best for all concerned
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Government spending is bad, unless it's on missiles.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

it all oils the wheels of free trade
and damnit thats what we're all fighting for, so people like Mark Thatcher can trade off his family name to make millions and live the high life in America
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Bunch of knobend hand-wringy Livingstone wankers
Too busy making sure every council had 9% black lezzers and installing flidramps every 15cm to do much else, the cretinous student pricks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

EGGXACTLY !!!
How much debt can we accumulate over the next twenty years with PPP's and PFI's the race is on !!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

That interview reminded me of the Adrian Mole poem:
Do you weep, Mrs Thatcher, do you weep?
Do you wake, Mrs Thatcher, in your sleep?
Do you weep like a sad willow?
On your Marks and Spencer's pillow?
Are your tears molten steel?
Do you weep?
Do you wake with 'Three million' on your brain?
Are you sorry that they'll never work again?
When you're dressing in your blue, do you see the waiting queue?
Do you weep, Mrs Thatcher, do you weep?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Hi Al!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I read that book to the end despite thinking it to be utter shit. Why?
On the LOL side, hasn't Sue Townsend gone blind or something? And people say prayer achieves nothing...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Not too bad I spose.
Lovely walk down the canal this morning, a good start. Work worryingly quiet though: over 11% down on last year, it ain't good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:34, Reply)

We're 10.4% up, and don't have enough staff.
Weather is playing havock with your orders I assume.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:36, Reply)

Yup.
Only cripples and mentally ill parrot-owning types are glued to their computers when it's sunny. If it remains so, eventually people get bored but for now the novelty is keeping niggas outside.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I've got the Rock of Ages soundtrack on
Guilty pleasures FTW. Need coffee though. Someone send some. Cheers.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Not good so far
On the bus this morning as car in garage due to MOT running out. Expect nutters and pensioners galore :(
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Wicked, car chat!
THIS is what I'm on here for, and I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in that!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

YES!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Y'know what?
It's going pretty good BECAUSE I DROVE IN MY BRUM-BRUM CAR IN THE SUNSHINE, WINDOWS DOWN, SHADES ON, THE BEST OF CHRIS REA ON THE CD PLAYER. YES!!!
You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

SHIT

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Oh, that's a shame.
Any particular reason?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Sorry this post makes no mention of cars.
I'm afraid this simply will not do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Soz, I'll edit it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I was hoping for some technical stats on type of tyre, that kind of thing, but it'll do I spose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Er... it's a diesel.
Er, I buy the tyres that the man in the tyre place recommends, that aren't the cheapest ones but the middle of the range ones.
Er, it's a kind of bluish/silver colour... erm...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I don't think your heart's really in this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I've covered as much as I know about.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Does the drive to work classify as the 'Road To Hell'?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

It's more like driving home for Christmas.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Not bad today thanks, actually managed to get breakfast this morning, and it wasn't hideously unhealthy.
Yourself?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Morning Chompy thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

It is going well
By the skin of my teeth I should be able to afford everything we need doing for the house this month
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)