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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Regretting the Glastonbury tickets yet?
Coach. Hahahahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Yes.
One way coach. There is no way I am getting on a coach afterwards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Isn't he a bit old to be going to Glastonbury?
The Bay City Rollers broke up years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Click.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:32, Reply)
French cunt.
The Stones are playing and they were formed before I was born.

But yeah, way too old. 40th year innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33, Reply)
There are some pretty good acts on the other stages.
Loads of great DJs in the dance village too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Yours or the festival's?
Either way, you ought to be going to blues and jazz festivals now, Gramps. Gary Glitter doesn't want you in his gang anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)
That's likely to be the average age there, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)
When was the last time Glastonbury was cool anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I stopped going in 2002, so I say then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I only went the once, in 2003.
Looks like I missed the boat :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I've never been to Glastonbury Festival
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:41, Reply)
enough of your internet sex lies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I cannot think of a worse way of spending a few days than at a festival.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I fucking hate camping.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Camping can be a great laugh. If you have access to a proper toilet and washing facilities.
Being surrounded by tens of thousands of music wankers off their tits on booze & drugs, up to their arse in mud?

No thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)
yeah it's not always muddy
Being off your tits on drugs is great fun.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Being on drugs is one thing, being around other people on drugs is quite another.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
some drugs are improved by being surrounded by other drug users. Ecstasy, for one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I just say no to drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
You know what would me happier on Ecstacy?
Not having hundreds of sweaty gurning pricks around me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Really?
You prefer it in small groups or on your own?

I love ecstasy, favourite drug ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Calm down, Leah Betts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
It's such an undignified drug
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
yeah, like alcohol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:52, Reply)
The last time you went camping
you was dressed as Kenneth Williams
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
This is one of the reasons why I favour small festivals held on holiday camps.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
If you don't like live music, drinking, taking drugs and camping then it is not really for you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Also if you're allergic to juggling and spastics, best to stay home too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Yeah, like Tangles is allergic to THOSE.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Yeah, them and the wakki jester's hat cunts are among the reasons that Glastonbury has never appealed to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:49, Reply)
And you can't afford it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I don't even know what the ticket price is these days.
If I was going to fork out for it though, I'd spend the extra so I didn't have to travel by coach.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I think it costs about £200.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
£210
And the coach does cost extra AKSHERLY. £38 one way extra.

They were the only tickets, the car tickets were gone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Last time I went it was 105 pounds :/
you got a car space with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
It's a fucking con.
Last time I went it was less than £105.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
yeah last time i went it cost fuck all and I got to see keith allens arse

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Alex James?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)
i've had sex with him, I don't know if I've mentioned that before and I'm seemingly unaware that it makes me look like a sad tart

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
no wait that was becky not me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)
aint I a stinker

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Bert was the best she ever had.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:14, Reply)
No he means Damien Hirst

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Last time I went all the acts came to my house and played in my back garden.
While I was doing massive drugs off a supermodel's tits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)
That's because Monty phoned them & invited them. He's got the phone numbers of all the top celebs,
Tarby, Brucie, you name one. Monty knows them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)
His stories should be renamed anecdont's

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Hahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Meeds MOAR Honda Accord

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Out of that list, I like music and drinking.
I can do that at home without surrounding myself with a bunch of irritating Ruperts on ecstasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Yeah.
You can stay at home and be miserable in your own filth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I'd prefer that to being miserable in thousands of other peoples' filth.
So have fun, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:59, Reply)
You're are naturally predisposed to being miserable
filth or no filth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)
And I seek solace by sleeping around
the fleeting feeling of being wanted overrides my deep sense of self-loathing.

Since we're stating the obvious, and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Did I ever mention the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?
I don't think I did, so I'm happy to answer any questions you might have about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Do you know anyone who went to that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I've never even heard of it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
One or two people.
Apparently it was the Woodstock of our time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Probably the last year that they turned a blind eye to the fence jumpers.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
this is probably true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:39, Reply)
1990 is the answer.
The last year there was a free Travellers Field adjacent to the main site.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Hawkwind played at 6am, I was in a right old 'two and eight', it was magic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I bet you were flying.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:44, Reply)
My pal Biddy collapsed unconscious, face first onto the ground during their set.
No one did anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:46, Reply)

C
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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:48, Reply)
He could quite easily have been dead, no one cared.
I think that's quite an amusing story, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51, Reply)
That, combined with your friendship with old clip on, leads me to conclude that you are very easily amused.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:53, Reply)
If that is so, then you must be really, REALLY unfunny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:58, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

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