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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I love books.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
books are shit, you can't click on them, they're not in 3D, most don't have any tit in them and they don't explode

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
who the fuck are you anyway?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
He's King Zog, mate.
I think he might be you, you big mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
We bought him that mirror to give him a bit of company.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I used to have a dog who went mental at the sight of herself in the mirror.
I think Zog has the same problem. Maybe you should get rid of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
yes
he should get rid of your dog
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
If there's one thing I can't stand more than dogs, it's dog owners.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
yeah well, at least I don't live in a dog's gunt full of bum parasites and acne
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
That would be preferable to your shit gaff with no telephone table, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
oh MAN, I was in town earlier and I forgot to buy a telephone extension lead
this is embarrassing
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I can't even get dubz today :(

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Not checkin' anything here, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Really? Not even people* noncing up your kids?


*when I say 'people' I mean 'Bartleby'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
I won't hear a word said against good old Barters
He was officially the first person to download my album.

/yes I am shoehorning that in again
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
He admitted earlier to smearing sandwich spread on to the bottoms of 6 year olds.
WHEN WILL THIS DEPRAVITY END?

WHEN WILL THE KIDZ GET THE JUSTICE THEY DESERVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
He's an unstoppable fiend and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
woah
check 'em
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
wait, slow down. I should be writing this shit down

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

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