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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you were offered a house within five mile of where you live are there any properties that'd tempt you to move?Alt: Which two spirits without amixer taste the best? I'm told a combination of sambuca and amaretto is very nice.
Altalt: Does anywhere else in the country use 'raging' as a catch-all for describing a negative emotion? (e.g. "Some cunt just looked at me funny, I was pure raging so I was")Also, how misused is the word 'literally' where you live?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:26,
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You should drink alcoholYour medication clearly doesn't work at the moment so maybe a few pints will kick start it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:33,
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Frank reminds me of ClunkFrom Dastardly and Muttley.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:36,
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If you wanna beat the rest, and not be 2nd best medication's what you need(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:37,
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Ha ha look at you stealing my thunder five years ago
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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what happened to Wildheart Baby?I mean, you'd think that if you went to the trouble of getting your b3ta user number tattooed on yourself you'd at least post there occasionally
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you don't have to be mental to post here, but being a fat unemployed wanker sure does help(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:49,
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Tattoos are shit.If you want a permanent disfigurement that makes people pay attention to you, simply set fire to yourself. Much cheaper.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:51,
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Every cunt's got one of those these days. Totally gotta go better innit.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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haha, not heard that since I was a spotty schoolkidplayed for and GOT
along with "yeah well yer wrong so SHOT DOWN"
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Don't drink spirits. Soz.AltAlt: not to my knowledge.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:32,
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Sambucca is ok, but too sweet.Whisky is the best.
Yes, if you mean offered as in, have this house for free, I think I'd go for nearly anything.
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Imagine getting a free house.And then house prices crashing.
You'd be all confused.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:42,
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cant your parents hurry up and die, I think once you settle down in your own house, albeit a semi in Milton Keynes, all this negativity will go away and you won't be wishing for this crash of yours(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:13,
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I'll have to split it with my sister, so I'd hope for the crash out of spite.(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
breeding chompy breeding, your parents will have to leave you the house if you've got kids, which seems unlikelyin the case of your lesbian sister.they can leave her the video recorder and lifelong vhs collection of songs of praise
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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A few more of Chompy's legendary Christmas gift dinners and they'll slip off like they're supposed to.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:23,
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eggxactlya good old push down the stairs always jollied matters along too
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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The old 'Laura Ashley Technique'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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yesalt:Dark Rum, and AA's mum's ghost
alt:alt: Thats not even in my top 10 ofZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:37,
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I live within 5 miles of footballers houses, I wouldn't mind most of them. (long as they were free, mind)Alt: No idea, I only tend to drink spirits with mixers.
AltAlt: No.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:38,
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Is your question "Would you move house?"?*If so, yes.
Alt: I like to mix really expensive single malts with cheap supermarket blended whiskey.
Altalt: Ragin', Full On.
*How many question marks should there be here, anyone?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:39,
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At least 1
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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see, there's a couple of lovely houses just by me, overlooking the river more than mine does, Proper fire places, lovely garden. I've still got a long way to go on my place, but if someone offered me a finished one, at this stage I'd be all over it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:40,
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Alright WindleStill looking to change jobs?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:41,
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yeah, got a couple of things lined up, all depends what my finances are like at the end of this month.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:28,
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When you poke a fireplace do you look at the mantle?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:45,
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He does.He's got a lifesize laminated picture of Clive Mantle in every room. By which I mean 'the single room in his parrot-poo paradise'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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i bet it must be lovely just living in the one room, i mean, horrid, absolutely horrid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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you know what Frank, i could care less what you think.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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I'm quite partial to a glass of ribeena cordial with water and ice.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:49,
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I quite like hot ribena. There, I said it.(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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Whoah whoah steady on Bill Clay. Stead. Ee. On.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:16,
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I reckon bailies and ameretto would be nice(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:54,
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The dry Martini makes the Baileys curdle, so the drink then closely resembles puke.just the thing for silly drinking game forfeits. It tastes not bad, it's the texture that's horrid, best downed in one cos if those lumps catch....beurgh.
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ooohh check out bertie wooster here (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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Yup.there's a couple of very nice new builds that are cheap, spacious and have actual bedrooms, instead of closets full of beds and desks.
And australia doesn't say raging as a catchall, to my knowledge.
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calm down Zoggers, I'll use smaller words next time for you.new house is big. has books, and big beds.
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books are shit, you can't click on them, they're not in 3D, most don't have any tit in them and they don't explode(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
He's King Zog, mate.I think he might be you, you big mental.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:09,
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We bought him that mirror to give him a bit of company.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:10,
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I used to have a dog who went mental at the sight of herself in the mirror.I think Zog has the same problem. Maybe you should get rid of it.
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If there's one thing I can't stand more than dogs, it's dog owners./ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:14,
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yeah well, at least I don't live in a dog's gunt full of bum parasites and acne/ac
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That would be preferable to your shit gaff with no telephone table, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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oh MAN, I was in town earlier and I forgot to buy a telephone extension leadthis is embarrassing
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Not checkin' anything here, soz.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:22,
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Really? Not even people* noncing up your kids?*when I say 'people' I mean 'Bartleby'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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I won't hear a word said against good old BartersHe was officially the first person to download my album.
/yes I am shoehorning that in again
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:18,
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He admitted earlier to smearing sandwich spread on to the bottoms of 6 year olds.WHEN WILL THIS DEPRAVITY END?
WHEN WILL THE KIDZ GET THE JUSTICE THEY DESERVE?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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He's an unstoppable fiend and no mistake.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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Flamin' is more popular, right, you flamin' galah?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:07,
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comfy in bed.Handed in an assignment, did a massive test, did four hours of lecture notes and babysat today. oh. And made gf spaghetti and meatballs.
So busy!
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Hey Poppet, did you know that singer who died?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:11,
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Mildly peeved at you using my real name here, yes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:13,
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It's not like they lead you to believe on Neighbours then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:15,
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it's really not, Tangles.Life is so much better than that twaddle.
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Doesn't sound like it.You don't even know any pop stars.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:17,
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Not like me, I know fuckin LOADS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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It's not like they lead you to believe on Eastenders then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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It's like EastEnders but with members of The Libertines everywhere.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:24,
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I feel so proud.I might telephone my mother.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:20,
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Not sure if they have phones in the morgue, mate.Oh, didn't anyone tell you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:21,
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Alt, cheap scotch and drambuieThe Drambuie takes the edge off the cheap whiskey,
or Gin and Vermouth Obvs
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Vermouth isn't a spirit 'obvs' Bonz you dick.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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Cognac and Armagnac. Pint of, ta Bill.Altalt: I have used the phrase 'raging bone-on' several times and in several different contexts. I do hope this helps you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:06,
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if I heard you saying that I would smash your front teeth out with a pair of pliers(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I don't have any teeth, soz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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Main question: yes, loads.Any with two or more bedrooms would be most, most welcome.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:12,
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I'd move closer to the city centre, probs.Alt. Raspberry Sambucca and Banana Sambucca makes a 'fruit salad'
Blue and red aftershock makes a 'purple monster'
All of these make you very drunk indeed.
AltAlt. Less ragin, more foamin, livid, vexed, ruffled.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:13,
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£2 bitter in Leadenhall Market for St George's Day. I am well wrecked.
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I really must get my surprise-o-meter looked at.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:25,
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why is St Georges day a thing?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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No but heavy drinking in response to a mixture of sunshine and a special offer is very much a thing(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:31,
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You know, that sounds like a marvellous plan for this evening.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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i'm working till 5, then i'm going to drink until i can't see,(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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This, ladies and gentleman, is why the insurance industry is, to use a technical term, fucked.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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Balls. We have made a profit every year for the 10 years I have worked here. Last year was a record.
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Yes dear. Now go and have a lie down.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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i want to be drunk, can i come work with you
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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i want to be drunk, can i come work with you
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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Persistent little bugger arncha?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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well, an oppurtunity wasted is, an oppurtunity wasted.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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your judgement being impaired through drink and recreational drugs on a regular basis can only be an asset to the companyi like how you justify that to yourself through the work hard play hard mentality, despite all evidence to the contrary
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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Yes, Rory. Don't you have some rent to collect or an Albanian family to victimise?
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You'd better sit there and think about what you've doneyou've already had enough hardbreak and broken relationships stunned. Just imagine if you didn't have a job anymore. You'd be on skid row, thats right skid row.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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I reckon Stunned would have no qualms about bumping off his parents, if it came to that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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he'd do anything for a wrap of charleston, fucking zammo him, only fatter and paler with bags under his eyes and a hollow look in his eyesthe bitter regret of a life wasted
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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Gizza jobI'd be well good at stitching elderly ladies out of their home insurance. I'm a right bastard, me.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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I see Chompy still has me on 2.0.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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i live in kensingtonlots of the properties within a 5 mile radius would tempt jesus to move.
urgh, none. raspberry stoli is ok though. maybe stick that in an aftershock.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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HEY EVERYONE! HEY, RACHELSWIPE LIVES IN KENSINGTONTHAT'S KENSINGTON
WHERE ALL THE TV SCRIPTWRITERS LIVE
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Do you mean all the TV SCRIPTWRITERS who have a MASTERS from OXFORD?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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OH GOD YESI HEAR EVERYONE IN KENSINGTON IS A TV SCRIPTWRITER WITH A MASTERS DEGREE FROM OXFORD
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CAN'T *MOVE* FOR THE BLIGHTERS ROUND KENSINGTON.FUCKING MILLIONS OF THE FUCKERS, EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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oh manI bet your parents didn't even buy you a house in Kensington
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LUCKILY I COULD AFFORD MY OWN WITH MY SCRIPTWRITING MONEY(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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I don't own a place currently, so I'd take whatever I was given.(
Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Yes. I would be very grateful.And if I were Swipe, I'd totally marry me so that I could live there, too. Fact.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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