£2 bitter in Leadenhall Market for St George's Day.
I am well wrecked.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:24, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I really must get my surprise-o-meter looked at.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)

why is St Georges day a thing?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)

No but heavy drinking in response to a mixture of sunshine and a special offer is very much a thing

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)

You know, that sounds like a marvellous plan for this evening.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)

i'm working till 5, then i'm going to drink until i can't see,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

You've got to have a plan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

This, ladies and gentleman, is why the insurance industry is, to use a technical term, fucked.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Balls.
We have made a profit every year for the 10 years I have worked here. Last year was a record.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Yes dear. Now go and have a lie down.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Dangle balls on a ten inch?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)

i want to be drunk,
can i come work with you
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)

i want to be drunk,
can i come work with you
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Persistent little bugger arncha?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)

well, an oppurtunity wasted is, an oppurtunity wasted.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

your judgement being impaired through drink and recreational drugs on a regular basis can only be an asset to the company
i like how you justify that to yourself through the work hard play hard mentality, despite all evidence to the contrary
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Yes, Rory.
Don't you have some rent to collect or an Albanian family to victimise?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)

The lucky bugger.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

You'd better sit there and think about what you've done
you've already had enough hardbreak and broken relationships stunned. Just imagine if you didn't have a job anymore. You'd be on skid row, thats right skid row.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I reckon Stunned would have no qualms about bumping off his parents, if it came to that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

he'd do anything for a wrap of charleston, fucking zammo him, only fatter and paler with bags under his eyes and a hollow look in his eyes
the bitter regret of a life wasted
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)

*Taps nose*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)

*licks up powder*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Good band.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Gizza job
I'd be well good at stitching elderly ladies out of their home insurance. I'm a right bastard, me.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Hahaha.
Spoken like a true sex pest.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

You and I would be a great team.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I drug 'em, you bugger 'em.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

£1.50 ale in Slug and Lettuce today.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I'm there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Doubt they're doing it in London.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)