Dry meat for me.
The thought of walking out of there not having had any is most distressing, hypothetical or not. I just need to get my spastic kid over her aversion to chilis so I get her down there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

She doesn't like chillies? Was it really worth all that effort to see her?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Who'd have ever thought a child wouldn't have had the chance to grow their plate to include spicey food by age 5

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Terrible parenting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I hope you rub tasbasco into your wife's nipples to get mini al accustomed nice and early

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Why would Al's child go anywhere near my wife's tits?
You bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I'm on my phone and its very bright out here alright?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)

* belms *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)

I had a customer called Mrs Bellm the other day.
And today, one called Richard Hannay. What kind of cunt parents must he have?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Dick hanney? I dunt geddit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1941578
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:39, Reply)

He is John Buchan's literary hero.
No reason why those classic adventure stories, one of which (The 39 Steps) has only been made into what I think is FOUR film versions at the last count, would have come up on your radar, I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)

I think I read that once at school

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)

It's kind of like being called Bond and naming your son James

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Four film versions and a current West End production,
posters of which are plastered all over the Tube network.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Oh Nakers :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)

The fucking Deacon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Such a bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Most bent of all the spastics.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Oh Nakers. Nakers, Nakers Nakers......
*shakes head sadly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)

My brain is fucking fried an I've to shit loads to do when I get home : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)

I buy my plates fully-grown from John Lewis, I don't make my kid grow them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I thought dinner plates grew up from side plate?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)

hahah u iz well posh, side plates? wot r they??????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)

John Lewis

Poundland
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)