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So the UK has become a more peaceful place www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22275280
What are you doing to live a more harmonious life with your fellow man?
Have you given up your Samurai sword? Taken residence in a hippy commune? Or decided to stop killing/raping prostitutes?
Alt: I have just realised that I have yet to take any time off work this year, what have you realised?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 7:58,
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I am a trustee/ board member of a charity. That's about the only contribution I make to improving life for others & helping others lead a better life.Alt: What a massive cunt you are.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:00,
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A noble cause Alt: You must be really slow to have just worked that out
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:02,
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I always knew you were a cunt, the recent realisation is how much of a cunt you really are.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:04,
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Bless Thanks, thats really sweet of you to say(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:13,
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I read that as 'Al: what a massive cunt you are'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:13,
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Resists the urge to click *fails*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:15,
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Cakes had nothing to do with it.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:18,
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alt: I've realised that this thread is shitand that in all probability you are a prodigious homosexual.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:03,
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can't be artistic differencesNone of them are artists.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:09,
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I hope they deliver my sofa first. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:19,
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Correct on both I'm a fire starter
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:13,
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I'm not a Speccy 4 eyed bastard so I didn't know this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:14,
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morning HHI've just had to be at the new flat for 8am to let cleaners in for a pre-tenancy clean. Got a phone call as I was walking up at 7:50 that they were waiting outside. Bloody keen these Poles. Now I'm sitting in the sun outside a deli having an Oasis and a Danish pastry.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:08,
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alt: I've realised this is the earliest I've been up and dressed and outsideIn several years.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:12,
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I was up and working by 6am today, I think chompy and capt placid could learn something from this(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:21,
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You can learn as well.I said skimmed milk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:22,
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stop fucking around, those pencils won't sharpen themselves !(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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Jacamo have finally got some more xxxxxxxl ponchos in stock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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More likely the carers left the front door open and dropped a biscuit by the front gate.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:28,
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What flavour Oasis?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:23,
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Oh I like this a lot.More please
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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I wish I'd actually drawn it, rather than just put 'ham handed' into google images.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:39,
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Oh, shame. I thought it was your own work.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:44,
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I might knock one up at a more sensible hour of the day. But not until I've had at least a couple of cups of tea and a shit.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:58,
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Say thank you to the nice Badger for the profile pic, Lokesy, you ham-handed oaf.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:39,
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I'll get it on there next time I'm on a PCcan't do it from phone very easy.
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summer fruitsThe red one.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:36,
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I like the red one. Let's be friends.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:46,
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Can't say I've noticedIf there is an improvement it'll be either figure-massaging to justify cutting the policing budget, or it could possibly be that as everyone except millionaires is skint they can't afford to go out and get into trouble.
alt: That I have a cold which makes me grumpy.
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JLS HAVE SPLIT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:18,
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They wanted to break America(ano).(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:23,
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Well they *were* black weren't they?Or mullattes at least.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:36,
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I think you should maybe sit quietly in the corner for a while.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:41,
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i guess it must have been the success of One Direction that made them realise that its a young mans game, who wants to end up being saddos like blue or NKOTB anyway(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:22,
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sorry 'why are you so fuckinggggg shitttttt'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:28,
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on reflection that was five star(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:29,
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S'ok I don't think anyone noticed(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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my ears are stinging nevertheless, how could I be such a fool(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:39,
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I think as a man whose only job Is to make sure you've got somewhere to drink, And cleaning up after those of you who can't handle the drink, I'm doing a fine bit for society.
Alt: that it's time to get out of this game.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:22,
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Maybe you just need a different kind of pub?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:25,
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nah, I never used to mind working weekends because I enjoyed my job enough, but my home life is so much better, and my friends are doing more interesting stuff than just getting shit faced every weekend, and I want to start going to more gigs again and spending time with ladypig working on the house and in the garden. I guess I just want a boring normal lifestyle.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:29,
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It happens to the best of us old boyAny thoughts on an industry?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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well, I don't want to be in an office really, So I'm looking at a few things. I've been offered a course on solar panel work, but as I have a little money and time, I was thinking of doing a 2 month course to become an accredited electrician, then do the solar panels in case that all falls through.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:34,
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A friend of mine started a business installing solar panels and now biomass heatersAnd he does pretty well for himself, hard work though.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:35,
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Battered is in Poland much of the timeAlt: I have a small hole in my shoe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:23,
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re your Alt: that's where the lace goes you fuckwit.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:28,
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They're Velcro so I can get dressed myself : )(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:30,
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*climbs on the back of a giant anchovy*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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Oh wow! Look at all the washing up to be done!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:38,
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I got the shit ripped out of me wherever I went as a teenager because of that fucking record(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:46,
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You do have something of Neil about you...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:48,
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What an incredibly heavy bummer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:54,
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Oh now, Nakers isn't THAT chunky, surely?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:02,
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I was thinking of changing my bank to the co-op but now I don't think I will.(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:35, Reply)
I have an account with the co-op; they're good, particularly their online banking.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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Lax security eh? Must help with the embezzlement from your charity(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:38,
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I reckon thats covered in 'expenses' in feeding his fat gob at the finest of London dining address's that's usually how it works for these charities
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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Peston is suggesting they might be withdrawing totally from banking in the medium/long term.(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)
I'll go back to Drummonds if that happens.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:40,
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There's no way I'd qualify for Drummonds or Coutts, nor would I want to pay their ridiculous fees.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:46,
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^ this ^And apparently good investment advice.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:51,
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TIBET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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The problem with Pestonis that no matter how valid his observations, I just end up gritting my teeth at his peculiar speech patterns. Plus he killed his wife.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:53,
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Whhheeee----------llllll whutihearonthegrape viiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeee(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)
I thought we covered this yesterday.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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Because he's being accurate. You cunt.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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this has already been covered cliterous face(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:38,
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The obvious solution to living a more harmonious life with my fellow man is to discreetly start bumping off the less harmonious ones.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:40,
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There's been a murder. The trail of blood leads right to the yurt. Someone has framed this poor, weak vegetarian, there is no way his diet would allow him the strength to drag a body that far.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 8:43,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:05,
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