alt: my pal Mark's stag week to Puerto Banus.
I nearly drowned on ecstasy and lost my shoes, watch and jewellery, someone shat themselves, there were numerous fights and we ended up buying 9oz of hash and smoking it all between about a dozen people, before we went. Messy doesn't come near.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Someone smashed their face in diving in to the shallow end of the pool as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

One chap (he's about 29 stone) drank pints of red wine all day every day
and one night convinced himself that he'd 'pulled' because what was blatantly a prossie was talking to him in a bar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

An excellent holiday all round

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Just like Bigg Market on a Saturday night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Banus is horrible these days.
All the bars have been purchased by dodgy Russians & the place is full of Eastern European & Middle Eastern crooks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Yup, it's fucking vile

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)