men who wear thumb rings are cunts yeah?
I had grapes and black coffee for breakfast.

alt: Amsterdam on Friday, messiest holiday you've had?

altalt: I'm listening to "rape zombie" which is a great song. best song titles?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:04, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alt: my pal Mark's stag week to Puerto Banus.
I nearly drowned on ecstasy and lost my shoes, watch and jewellery, someone shat themselves, there were numerous fights and we ended up buying 9oz of hash and smoking it all between about a dozen people, before we went. Messy doesn't come near.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Someone smashed their face in diving in to the shallow end of the pool as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

One chap (he's about 29 stone) drank pints of red wine all day every day
and one night convinced himself that he'd 'pulled' because what was blatantly a prossie was talking to him in a bar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

An excellent holiday all round

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Just like Bigg Market on a Saturday night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Banus is horrible these days.
All the bars have been purchased by dodgy Russians & the place is full of Eastern European & Middle Eastern crooks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Yup, it's fucking vile

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:21, Reply)

yes.
Alt: Margate 2006
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Someone once called someone else a "penis" when they landed on their Hotel on Mayfair.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

There are such things as thumb rings?
And there are men who wear them?
Yeah, they sound like cunts.

Alt: Probably ATP 2002, although there are larger chunks of my memory missing from the 2004 one, so possibly that one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I am going camping at the end of May. I expect this to be a thoroughly messy experience.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

HE LIVES!


In other news, the roundabout in the picture is actually Billy Mill!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

YES!!!!!!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I almost crashed into him taking the pic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

hahaha that took a moment

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I wear a thumb ring and a ring on each pinky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

No further questions, your honour.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:25, Reply)