I believe that all DIY tasks are booby trapped beforehand to make them more fucking difficult
I also believe that all callcentres are chock full of fucking idiots who cannot operate a computer. THE FUCKING CUNTS

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Pralines and Cream
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Ha ha....what have you done to yourself this time?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

he "accidently" nailed his balls to piece of wood that the dog then ran off with and tried to bury

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

You really need to get access to both a Hilti and a Paslode Gun

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Thanks "Stanley Unwin"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

St*nley Unw*n

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)

The previous owners appear to have glued on the wallpaper and placed "possibly" live light fittings in every window
Santan-fucking-der have managed to fuck up my bank details for two months running now and sent me out a letter confirming they were switching this months direct debit over to my old bank account (with no money in).

Bint: "Its OK, you can just pay now if you want"
Cow: "I don't magically have £1325 to spare, you tit"
Bint: "Oh"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Since Satander has taken over RBS my DD's are all over the shop
Taken out whenever they feel like it, it's like they have a roulette table system
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Everyone in the world apart from The One Account are cunts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Well he was up to his back wheels in "Tommy Walsh" when the craggy old geezer carked it, his schincter spasmed and he fell through loft floor dragging sporters behind by him the cock into the bedroom below

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Proper officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I hit the "Ground" with some "Force"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)

You utter dimmock

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

lolz
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)