I heard he yelled "Drink my homebrew you SLAAAAAAAAAAG," before spunking in her face
which would have been fine, but they'd just arrived at the Bernie Inn he'd chosen and the excitement of being with a girl got to much for our Milton Keynes Lothario.

It still does her nut in to this day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This all sounds perfectly plausible to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

It's like they are not even trying to make stuff up

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I heard that Kroney had a BBQ last night and forgot to invite someone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

;)

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Ohhhhh I forgot to mention "Wheeler dealers trading up" on Tues. he was in Japan
And he bought a MK 1 Toyota Celica
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Best car ever.
Mine's going to be a bit special
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

It broke down and he sold it for a loss

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Forty year old car, innit.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

the raising waist line behind the front door is pure Camaro

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Yeah, seventies Jap tin took huge inspiration from American cars at the time.
Plenty of people look at one and think "mustang"
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

well they'd be idiots cos it looks like someone shrank a camaro

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)

The liftback looks like a Mustang Mach 1, to me.
But the coupe is much more like a Camaro.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)

like the rest of you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

In that I'm a much better ride than average, due to my uprated underpinnings
Yes.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

oh, i meant "a bit special"
special like a keyboard mashing thread deleter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

You could at least give me some credit
for a witty comeback that totally makes me look well clever and well hung.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

orange drink?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)