SOMEONE on here has a dog called George.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My dog is called Charlie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

How does it smell?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Like a dead bird

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

although I love having dogs,
Every time one of them finds some fox poo, and has a weird fit involving rolling around in it, I seriously consider just leaving them on the meadow to fend for themselves.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

my friend's dog labours under the fond illusion that fox shit is deliciously wafting enticing perfume
he is very very wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

your shit and puke arguments are undermined by your love of dogs :P

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I don't have to wipe a dogs bottom, or change its nappy.
Nor do I have to get up in the night for them. Nor do I have to be near them all day and night. Nor do I have to do anymore than an easy training regime. Nor do they cry loudly and irritatingly. Nor do I have to carry a fucking ton of stuff everywhere I go with it. They do not ruin other people's experiences with their smell it noise. They do not puke on anything I own, except once on the back door rug. I do not have yo have play dates with other dog owners. I could go on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

i'd still bet that there are windypiglets at some point though...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

never say never,
But considering the thing that causes ladypigs near blindness can be passed on, at the moment she is dead against it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)

hmmm. there might be some sort of screening you could have?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

What does he say?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Never talk to strangers in the park
Unless they have a stick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

it's not me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)