mini ape
Mrs Van Damme has the memory of Deep Blue
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She'll be old enough to enjoy it this year though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Say the following
"look love, the rat's never going to remember, it's barely alive. I can afford to skip one stupid kid's party with screaming brats to go on the lash with the lads."

Then pat on her the arse, give her a fiver and suggest she buys something low cut.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)

It's not just your cardigan that made it out of the 70s

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

^ This guy knows women

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

you should have your own help column in the SUN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Say this to your wife.
Whilst technically applicable, doing this to your child will raise eyebrows.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

eyebrows pans full of boiling water/fat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)