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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning you bunch of retarded cum garglers.What’s your fucking problem eh? Eh? Are you starting? Go on, try it sunshine, I’ll wipe the fucking floor with you.
Ah. That’s better, now I’ve made myself clear.
There is a woman in the office here who is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Driving me to distraction. What distracts you at work other than B3ta?
Alt: How do you plan to spend this weekend? I don’t care about your pitiful existence, but I am sure you will all take delight in boring each other, so we might as get that usual Friday rubbish thread out of the way. Blah blah nommy cake, chorizo, whiskey chat, salted peanuts, music chat etc etc.
And yes Boyce, before you start, I know this is a shit thread, so no need to mention it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:24,
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latest was 12 years ago)
This has become tiresome already. Please desist. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:38,
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How very cosmopolitan. The mixed race goose.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:39,
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I've found an image of a goose in a shed, but I don't want to encourage the bent spastic.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:40,
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a fucking good kicking.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:42,
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good luck, you're looking ta the winner of the Kumite here mutha fucker(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:44,
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www.progressiveboink.com/2012/7/6/3141427/afl-the-15-worst-fighters-in-the-1988-kumite
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:37,
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Aint you supposed to be on a stag do?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:06,
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flying later, working nowI ent no psychochomp jobsworth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:08,
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Have you packed your Clogs?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:09,
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I packed your mum full of clogs last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:10,
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*windmills*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:11,
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I'm going to go to a gig tonight.Then I'm having a lie in. Then I've got to bottle beer, go shopping for rasberry pi stuff. Then I'm going to set up my rasberry pi so I can use XBMC on my TV, then I'll be making more beer, probably a lager. Then might cook some nommy pulled pork.
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which band are you going to see?have you been to rocky horror yet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:18,
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Local bands for local people. In the bar overlooking the ski slope.One of my mates is supporting.
Not yet it's early June.
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YO BABY(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:06,
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Simon Woodroffe stretched his brand just a little too far(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:20,
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this is awkward cos I dun an edit(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:20,
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Woodroffewas he the one that did them weird pictures?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:22,
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just remembered it was Patrick Woodroffe(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:24,
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usual crap, different day, your mum, your facealso I saw Iron Man 3 yesterday, how exciting eh ? Its a comic book film, so they're teh best
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:27,
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Having seen neither the first one, nor the second one, and never having read any dark graphic novels featureing Iron man or his alter ego Tony StarkI found it to be a confusing jumble of shite. There's a story in there somewhere, thats been tweaked for a christmas release that never was. 1 rory out of a possible 5
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:31,
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definitely worse.it kept referencing other films in the franchise as well, in particular (im guessing) the last avengers film. Which would be great if I gave a shit. It left it open to being the last film in thetrilogystoryarcwhateverthefucktheywanttocallit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:35,
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I'm struggling to see what your motivation was for going to see it then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:34,
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Unless there's an extended Robbie-ing scene I ent interested (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:56,
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My problem is that after everything I did yesterdayI forgot to buy any fucking milk so my tea is black. The horror.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:32,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:34,
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10 year old????????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:40,
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NWA was better(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:44,
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Drank all the beer last nightand black coffee is even worse than black tea.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:59,
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There's a girl at work, very attractive, very friendlyHowever, far too happy. We're a bunch of miserable bastards here, her cheeriness just annoys us.
Alt: Off to Leeds, might be meeting a mate for a pint.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:51,
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