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 Good morning you bunch of retarded cum garglers.
	Good morning you bunch of retarded cum garglers.What’s your fucking problem eh? Eh? Are you starting? Go on, try it sunshine, I’ll wipe the fucking floor with you.
Ah. That’s better, now I’ve made myself clear.
There is a woman in the office here who is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Driving me to distraction. What distracts you at work other than B3ta?
Alt: How do you plan to spend this weekend? I don’t care about your pitiful existence, but I am sure you will all take delight in boring each other, so we might as get that usual Friday rubbish thread out of the way. Blah blah nommy cake, chorizo, whiskey chat, salted peanuts, music chat etc etc.
And yes Boyce, before you start, I know this is a shit thread, so no need to mention it.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:24, 59 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
 I've found an image of a goose in a shed, but I don't want to encourage the bent spastic.
	I've found an image of a goose in a shed, but I don't want to encourage the bent spastic.(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:40, Reply)
 good luck, you're looking ta the winner of the Kumite here mutha fucker
	good luck, you're looking ta the winner of the Kumite here mutha fucker(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 7:44, Reply)
 
	 www.progressiveboink.com/2012/7/6/3141427/afl-the-15-worst-fighters-in-the-1988-kumite
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:37, Reply)
 I'm going to go to a gig tonight.
	I'm going to go to a gig tonight.Then I'm having a lie in. Then I've got to bottle beer, go shopping for rasberry pi stuff. Then I'm going to set up my rasberry pi so I can use XBMC on my TV, then I'll be making more beer, probably a lager. Then might cook some nommy pulled pork.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:06, Reply)
 which band are you going to see?
	which band are you going to see?have you been to rocky horror yet?
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:18, Reply)
 Local bands for local people. In the bar overlooking the ski slope.
	Local bands for local people. In the bar overlooking the ski slope.One of my mates is supporting.
Not yet it's early June.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:21, Reply)
 usual crap, different day, your mum, your face
	usual crap, different day, your mum, your facealso I saw Iron Man 3 yesterday, how exciting eh ? Its a comic book film, so they're teh best
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:27, Reply)
 Having seen neither the first one, nor the second one, and never having read any dark graphic novels featureing Iron man or his alter ego Tony Stark
	Having seen neither the first one, nor the second one, and never having read any dark graphic novels featureing Iron man or his alter ego Tony StarkI found it to be a confusing jumble of shite. There's a story in there somewhere, thats been tweaked for a christmas release that never was. 1 rory out of a possible 5
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:31, Reply)
 definitely worse.
	definitely worse.it kept referencing other films in the franchise as well, in particular (im guessing) the last avengers film. Which would be great if I gave a shit. It left it open to being the last film in thetrilogystoryarcwhateverthefucktheywanttocallit
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:35, Reply)
 I'm struggling to see what your motivation was for going to see it then.
	I'm struggling to see what your motivation was for going to see it then.(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:34, Reply)
 My problem is that after everything I did yesterday
	My problem is that after everything I did yesterdayI forgot to buy any fucking milk so my tea is black. The horror.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:32, Reply)
 Drank all the beer last night
	Drank all the beer last nightand black coffee is even worse than black tea.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)
 There's a girl at work, very attractive, very friendly
	There's a girl at work, very attractive, very friendlyHowever, far too happy. We're a bunch of miserable bastards here, her cheeriness just annoys us.
Alt: Off to Leeds, might be meeting a mate for a pint.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:51, Reply)
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