skincare.
One for the ladies, I suppose. But if you're slathering something on your face twice a day, it ought to have quality ingredients.

Alt: something a bit less girly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I slather something on to your mum's face a twice a day

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Then why is it still so wrinkly?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Because your dad likes liking it off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Liking, eh?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

That's not very nice, I don't lick you

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Hey b3th, has Zogsy been banned or does he just not love us anymore?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I don't know.
I certainly didn't ban him. As you might imagine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

i think the parrot finally snapped
and bit his tiny little head right off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

That's a good shout actually, I always benefit from a bit of moisturisation after a close shave

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)