A taxi I took the other day put the metre on the Sunday rate EVEN THOUGH it was Wednesday evening
I didn't say anythnig and it cost me about €1.50 more

Cos he might've taken me to an industrial estate and buggered me with a lead pipe

ALT: I wear odd socks cos I just pick up what's at the top of the clean washing, and it ain't like anyone's going to see what socks I'm wearing unless I make a point of going LOOK AT MY SOCKS and lifting an ankle to eye level
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fucking taxi drivers.
It's a fucking mugs game.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

I only tip them if they're silent
I hope this will catch on and they'll all shut the fuck up
( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

hur hur hur

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

hur hur hur.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

You should have Grantham'd him
Right in the Leslie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

SORRY I DON'T SPEAK COCKERNEY

( Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

ew

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)

How the hell did you get hold of my birthday photos?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 19:09, Reply)