I'm off to a conference, followed by an awards dinner.
I'm planning to get trashed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:47, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:48, Reply)

last year, Arthur (assistant at another pub) was removed and disciplined for punching 3 area managers
I'm aiming to beat that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Beating being literal
Have you managed to line anything else up yet, job wise?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Take a Tazer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I proper lolled at the news on Saturday.
The police tazered some guy who had doused himself with petrol. Result.....
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

UK or Po-land?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

This country, I think.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

When you say conference
Do you mean 'a bigger pub with a function room and skittle alley?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Hello WP, I was in Oxford with og at the weekend.
I did briefly wonder which was yours, but I think I would have been too intimidated by your flowing ginger locks to actually go in, even if I did know. I'd get all tongue-tied and shuffle my shoes and mumble.

Anyway, I needed a wee and it seems Oxford pub bogs are a dangerous place to be.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I was in a curry house in Oxford once and found a family living in the bogs
Our reporter made his excuses and left after that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

What is it with that city?
The more I hear about it, the more it sounds like Detroit.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

if they were reduced to that, they can't have been very flush

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Hardly surprising when the economy's gone down the pan.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

That's a pisser.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Shit, innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

If you inciston making jokes like this, I'm going

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

it was pretty bog-standard post, no need to get funny about it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

He's talking crap as usual.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:17, Reply)

what a turd

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

He's one of the cruddiest posters on /OT

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Too often between two stools.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

The country needs to wipe the debt away as soon as possible.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:16, Reply)

hey, no need to smear the good name of this great nation

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

It's just dire here with all these puns.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

*round of applause*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Sorry, that was a bit indefecate of me.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Don't get carried away now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Yeah, way to stop sporty from having a curry, Oxford
CUNTS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Did you get bum raped?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

ULTIMATE VICTORY FOR THE LOVELY WIN PUG!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)