...said your hamster as it clawed frantically at your balloon knot in a desperate bid for freedom.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

whatever floats your boat, Davverino

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Listen, you're the one who thinks he's Richard Gere, not me, matey.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I've never made that comparison.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I was going with the whole rodent/anus interface thing, there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)

hahaha
i'm sure i said something along these exact lines a couple of days ago... YES!


It's buried really really deeply
Like dozer's hamster in his rusty balloon knot
(
rachelswipe is not motherfucking cocksucking ginger
, Sun 10 Mar, 22:20, 1 Reply)


the hamster squirming inside my hairy poo chute, desperately seeking oxygen
oh no wait. that's yours.
(
rachelswipe is not motherfucking cocksucking ginger
, Fri 26 Apr, 10:37, 1 Reply)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)

look, keep your weird fantasies to yourself, tubbo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 21:02, Reply)