are if you saw how pretty mini ape is you'd change your mind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

they're all pretty at that age
then they get to be about 5, their teeth start falling out and being replaced by scary adult teeth that are too big for their faces. soon they are 10 and you are bickering with them about bedtimes, homework, time on the computer, swearing, being on the phone all the time. then they get to be spotty, greasy haired teenagers who hate you (it'll be great fun when mini-ape's adolescence clashes with mrs ape's menopause, ww3 in barnes). and then they'll fuck off to uni and cost you a fortune to see them once a year.

that is if they don't become hookers or strippers or drug addicts or car thieves...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

wow what a cheery post

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

it's true though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Which did you become then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Wait, how old is Mrs Ape?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:24, Reply)

spare me your life story

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)