well, after dinner, a couple of the decent types invited me back to their flat for drinks as the free bar tab had run out.
After some drinking, me and one of the girls wanted to head back to the hotel, so we wandered out on to the street to find a taxi. It's all a bit hazy as I was shit faced, but I think she had gone ahead while I was saying goodbye, she flagged a cab down, the fella got out to open the door for her, still don't know why he did that, and he was being pervy, you know peering down her top, tried to grab her bum, she called him a wanker, he called her a smelly little slut, so I hit him. He didn't realise we were together I think, as I was stumbling up behind her. He hit me back, I hit him again, there was a bit of grabbing and pushing, and he went down, she flagged another cab and off we went. He was shouting about calling the police, but nothing cane of it. He knew where our hotel was, so he could have found us probably.
Sorry it's not more exciting.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:59, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm glad he went down on you to make up for hitting you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

oh you, classic comedy misunderstanding. very good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

You should have given me a bell, I'd have shanked the cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

we were in soho,
I don't think you'd have made it in time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

You're going to have to bar yourself from your pub

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I don't get why drivers do that, as if at any point in history, a women has thought.
"Hmmm, I'm with this fella. He's got me drunk, he's a bit cheeky, and he's gonna get some tonight.... oh wait, there's a cab driver there, cor blimey, he's a complete stranger but i'd let him shove one up me instead.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)