Hmmmm, let me think.
Well, I spend a lot of every week abroad, and while I'm there, it's rude not to stick my penis in the vaginas of a few local girls.

When I am home, I drink heavily, despite having a serious medical condition that has to be controlled by large doses of powerful drugs.

And when I'm meant to be working, I spend a lot of time posting on a website know for it's unpleasant humour.

I reckon I'll be okay.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You should be ok as long as your wife doesn't ever read that website.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:20, Reply)

If I knew she read this website I would definitely warn people off from making risque jokes about her
and the fact that I knocked her up on our first date because I told her I was wearing a rubber but I couldn't be bothered to find one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

haha!
I don't know why people call you a cunt, Al
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Neither do I.
I literally have no idea where that meme came from.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)