NOT LIKE BATTEREDS ONE !!!! RUB THAT ONE IN !!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm not going there
He was very supportive during my troubles.
( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

it also helped that your wife doesn't suffer from serious third party diagnosed depression

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

and he only insured her against fire and theft

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

i saw a total prick wandering around the inner temple today
clutching a canvas bag that said "the people's republic of cornwall"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:21, Reply)

What the fuck does that even mean?
We had a conversation about Cornish republican groups yesterday at work and everyone was in agreement that they are all twats and represent about 10 people in the whole of Cornwall.
( Peej, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)

worse, this clown clearly worked in london
as she was on her way into one of the buildings. idiot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:26, Reply)

It was Dozer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)

no turquoise polyester... no pink cufflinks......
and no suspicious bulge of a desperate rodent scrabbling with ever decreasing will to live at the back of the trousers for just a tiny crack of daylight...

so no. no it was not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Bloody Cornish, buying second homes in London and inflating property values.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

meh, i own my flat
the more inflation the better, pls k thx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)